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A Tale of Three Turkeys

A Tale of Three Turkeys. Turn on your sound first. Once upon a time there were 2 turkeys… . One was a Republicrat, the other a Democan. Yes! They were American turkeys. The one turkey said: “I want to be sent to Iraq, because its a noble cause!”.

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A Tale of Three Turkeys

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  1. A Tale of Three Turkeys Turn on your sound first

  2. Once upon a time there were 2 turkeys… One was a Republicrat, the other a Democan. Yes! They were American turkeys.

  3. The one turkey said: “I want to be sent to Iraq, because its a noble cause!” The other said. “Why should I, they never found weapons of mass destruction. I feel sorry for the Iraqi people! They didn’t do 9-11. They never attacked us!”

  4. The American media learned about the patriotic turkey & invited him to the White House where he was highly praised & patted. Then…

  5. … both turkeys were shipped off to Iraq

  6. On arrival the unpatriotic turkey managed to escape…

  7. He was chased, but he got away… He fled Baghdad & wandered across Iraq

  8. Until he was caught near Fallujah… by Iraqis who kept him! For they knew what it was like to be slaughtered for no reason!

  9. The patriotic turkey was slaughteredand grilled for dinner

  10. Then he was served up by another Turkey to American servicemen.

  11. THE MORAL? “DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU!” --Jesus of Nazareth.& “Every turkey reaps what he sows!” (What’ll be the fate of the third turkey?) WE WISH YOU AHAPPY THANKS GIVING!If you don’t feel so thankful yet…first thank God that you didn’t live in Fallujah during the sowing, and pray you won’t be in America during the reaping! www.powerpointparadise.com/

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