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Boy am I sick of being pink. Ninja Kirby. This sword is taller then I am. I picked this picture because I like ninjas and Kirby games. By Jesse. Where did I get this cool sword and hat . Why do I wear Shoes When I'm a Dinosaur. Why couldn’t I be born a cool black Yoshi. g.
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Boy am I sick of being pink Ninja Kirby This sword is taller then I am. I picked this picture because I like ninjas and Kirby games. By Jesse Where did I get this cool sword and hat
Why do I wear Shoes When I'm a Dinosaur Why couldn’t I be born a cool black Yoshi g I can’t remember If I was born with this saddle or not
Each of my adventures takes place hundreds of years after each other you would think by now I’d have an assault rifle Why do I always leave the master sword behind after every adventure Dry clean only
How am I a clone when I look nothing like the original [sarcastically] Boy I look threatening with only three fingers
When did I get a doctors degree I thought I was supposed to be a plumber. Why do all my patients have the same viruses.
Weird letters • Jesse Nathe
Why do I always wear gloves Dry clean only I’m Getting sick of red.
I thought I was supposed to be blue These big socks are starting to chaff. Dry clean only.
Why is my sword yellow I mean its so lame what happened to black I can’t believe I was born with blue hair I mean its just not right Dry clean only