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unicorns and Tea

unicorns and Tea. By: Paul Thompson and Camden Richey, the fancy entrepreneurs of Great Britain. Andrew’s Topic:. Tea is better than Unicorns, because you cannot drink a unicorn. The planet Unicornia is full of pollution and sparkles, and it will make your tea taste funny.

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unicorns and Tea

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  1. unicorns and Tea By: Paul Thompson and Camden Richey, the fancy entrepreneurs of Great Britain

  2. Andrew’s Topic: • Tea is better than Unicorns, because you cannot drink a unicorn. • The planet Unicornia is full of pollution and sparkles, and it will make your tea taste funny. • Unicorns are not fancy enough. Tea is fancy. • Tea is real. Unicorns are not • Tea. Tea. And……Tea.

  3. Tea facts • Approximately 85% of tea consumed in America is Iced. • Tea is nearly 5,000 years old • It was discovered in 2737 BCE by Chinese Emperor Shen-Nung. • Tea is an all-natural and environmentally sound product from a renewable source

  4. Camden’s Topic • Unicorns are better than tea. • What makes unicorns better than tea is that unicorns are more realistic. • Unicorns are more fancy and tea is ugly. • Tea poisons you and unicorns give you super powers. • Unicornia(the planet of unicorns) is magically and elegantly exquisitely covered in magical fairy trees.

  5. Unicorn facts • The first depiction about unicorns was around 15,000 BCE. • Genghis Khan reportedly decided not to conquer India after meeting a unicorn. • The legend that unicorn horns could counteract poison and purify water was bad news for Narwhal populations. • Unicorns are FAR more posh than Tea a poisonous beverage.

  6. Tea vs. Unicorn Unicorn Tea

  7. You decide • You decide which is better, tea or unicorns.

  8. SHHHH Unicorns are better than Tea. Really. Don’t listen to Andrew. He is a liar. Shhh. Don’t tell him I said this.

  9. And now…BunchiesThank you for your time

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