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No saying hi?

No saying hi?. Month Info Page. Hello! Welcome to the month of: In the season: Holidays & Extra Info:. Flower: Carnation. ****I accidently lost the TFM reply folder (SORRY) so I only put the people who are in TFM and some others that I remember. *=not in magazine **=Reserved copy.

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No saying hi?

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  1. No saying hi?

  2. Month Info Page Hello! Welcome to the month of: In the season: Holidays & Extra Info: Flower: Carnation

  3. ****I accidently lost the TFM reply folder (SORRY) so I only put the people who are in TFM and some others that I remember. *=not in magazine **=Reserved copy Awesomely Awesome People Blah Blah Super Awesome!!! Emily B. L.J. S. Meghan O. ** Catherine L. ** “Twinkie”??? Griffin T. ** Maggie B. ** Ella C. ** Patrick L. ** John C. ** Anthony S. ** Emily A. ** Carl K. * ** Anthony R. * ** THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!! :D

  4. Crazy Marie New Years Quiz 1. What is your New Year’s Resolution? A. Something normal… to be healthier, nicer, blah blah blah B. To eat POTATOES :D C. To be just like Mr. Ugly!!!!  2. Will you have (or have you had) a New Year’s party? A. Yeah, probably. B. I’ll have a POTATO themed one :D C. Nah, I’ll just visit Mr. Ugly! 3. Are you excited for the rest of 2013? A. Yes!  B. I wonder if they’ll build new potato places… C. Yeah, I’ll have a great time with Mr. Ugly!

  5. Dear Mr. Ugly, Dear Mr. Ugly, What’s your favorite animal? From, Emily B. Dear Emily, I like vultures because they like trash as I do.  From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Do people ever make fun of your last name? From, L.J. S. Dear L.J., Uh… nope. Well, some “proper” people ask if it’s my real last name… From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, How did you become so fond of trash? It’s like, so cray-cray. From, Meghan O. Dear Meghan, One day I was walking and this piece of trash hit me on the head. Then the “Trash God” told me trash is awesome, so yeah.  From Mr. Ugly

  6. Dear Mr. Ugly, What would you do if you were separated from trash? From, Catherine L. Dear Catherine, I would cry until people start throwing trash at me to stop.  From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, If you got stranded on an island, what would you do? From, “Twinkie” Dear Twinkie, Uh… I’d… I’d… do nothing. From Mr. Ugly PS I THINK Twinkie is Irwin… Dear Mr. Ugly, Why are you so obsessed with trash? From, Griffin T. Dear Griffin, Why wouldn’t I be obsessed? :D From Mr. Ugly

  7. Sandie’s Blog Hi guys! Some of you are telling me to solve my own problems… but how am I supposed to do that? So… I’m just going to tell you what my problem is. Okay? Okay.  SO… I’m always wanting to meet new people. But my owners apparently don’t! >:( They always lock me up in the laundry room when visitors are here!!! I just want to say hi! What’s wrong with that??? Do YOUR owners do this to you? What do you do about it? Or even if they don’t, I still want to know what you’d do. Posted by SandieRocks on 1/27/13 at 2:51 PM

  8. Replies from Sandie’s friends… Zuni123 posted:Maybe you’re just not cute enough! SanieRocks posted:Hey… I’m cute, aren’t I? Here’s my profile picture: See? Cute! Readers, why don’t you vote on the back? PeeweeChihuahua posted:Ugh… who wants to greet humans? Why not just stay dressed up like a princess in the garage along with the vacuum cleaner? SandieRocks posted:… Not helping! 

  9. Replies from you guys… MeghanOlson posted: Sandie, CHILL! I have two suggestions… Go with the flow and see if they give you a treat, or hide in the closet and take it off. SandieRocks replied: Remember… I can’t “chill”… but… the closet is full of spiders and we just ran out of BaconBits™ PatrickLucey posted: Go with it at day… but then at night, shake it off and bury it! SandieRocks replied: Seems like a good plan!  I’ll try it out tonight. MaggieBright Posted: Oh no! I bet you Marie will stop it!Well, maybe staring at the clothes will help! SandieRocks replied: Okay. Staring doesn’t seem to work… it’s not fair! My clothes always win at staring contests  EllaCatalanoDockins Posted: I’m with you… I don’t let to get all dressy either. SandieRocks replied: Well, I’m glad someone agrees with me!  There were more but I couldn’t fit them… D:

  10. Weird Page 1. 2. 3. 5. 4. ***Suggested by Diego L.***

  11. Results from last month… 3 votes 1 vote 2 votes 3 votes WINNER!!!! 7 votes!!!

  12. Other Page Teacher Interview This month, a group of us interviewed Mrs. Francl!!!!!  How would you feel about teaching hippos? What is something you’d like to see in TFM? Would you buy anything from Mr. Ugly’s trash shop? Which food would you rather eat… A. Shoelace Spaghetti B. Wanabane Salad (Cactus salad) C. Potato filled with liquid potato Fifth grade hippos? I think that would be pretty cool! A Joke of the Month, maybe. Thrown-out jewelry. Because it’s actual food.

  13. If Sandie was bothering you with her problems every day, how would you feel? • Do you like cockroaches? • What’s your New Year’s Resolution? • Would you rather have a pet dragon or unicorn? I wouldn’t mind if she was cuddly. Only big ones. To go camping more. A dragon, definitely. Like… uh…. Like… uh… Conversation with my mom: “Hey, uh… I need another story for The Funny Magazine.” I said to my mom. “But nothing funny happened!” my mom replied. “But I need another story! What about the time we… Like… uh…. Like… uh… like… uh…” I was stumped. “Like that time the lady pushed our car out of the ditch?” “No…” “What about the time we went to the NutCracker and the lady was really fat? “No….” “What about…” she trailed off.

  14. “This conversation?” I asked, starting to type it up. “Yeah.” she said.

  15. Submitted Page Name____________ ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Maggie B. Once upon a time there lived a unicorn. No… Let’s go… NARWHALL! Okay. Once upon a time there lived a… unicorn! Aww, drat. Let me try again. Once upon a time there lived a… UNICORN! UGH!!! I got it wrong again! Okay. I’ll try one more time. Once upon a time there lived a… UNICORN!!! URG!!!!! Wrong again! Oh, forget this! Name____________ ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Anthony S. There once was this rhino. He hated food and never ate anything. But then he got super hungry and tried something new… TACOS!!!!!!!!!! He loved them!!! So now the only thing he ever eats is tacos. The End

  16. Name____________ ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ John C. Jeez, someone’s gotta help me. This tie is killing me! It’s going to choke me. MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! * * * Oh no! Alien invasion. Throw the cheese. Name____________ ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Emily A. ***Sequel to Myth from Class*** One day, Uni and (Bacon)-Uni were walking in the woods with their horn Corns. All of the sudden, the horns fell off! “Hey, why’d you fall off?” Uni demanded. “We fixed your bumps!” Corn said. “OH NO!!!” the unicorns wailed. “Now we’re just HORSES!:” (Bacon)-Uni sniffed. “At least I still have bacon…”

  17. Ditzy’s Editorial Could you do a “What Does Your Name Mean” page? You could feature everyone’s name in the 5th Grade. ~Meghan O. Can you number the pictures in the Weird Page? ~Catherine L. Could you put a “Preview of the Next Magazine Cover” page? ~Patrick L. Can you put more pictures in the Weird Page? Maybe back-to-back pages. ~Arianna B. More Andrew Page! ~Andrew S. That sounds like a good idea!  Except maybe instead of everyone’s name all at once, we could do the names of the birthdays of that month! (5-1 + 5-2) We could start next month. (but you’d still be in it because you suggested it) Done  Now people won’t be confused anymore! :D Well… that might be cool, but then where’s the surprise we like to see? And Marie usually doesn’t make the cover until she makes the next magazine…  Sorry! The thing is… most of the pictures on the Internet just aren’t… Funny. It literally takes an hour to find five good pictures! ;) Your idea could be possible if people maybe submitted some funny ones, like this time, Diego did. We would put it in more if you just decided to MAKE it -.-

  18. Fun Page Unscramble each of the clue words. Take the letters that appear in circles and unscramble them for the final message. Word Box Funny January Happy Feast Yay Magazine Party NewYearNewYork

  19. Drawing Contest All you need to do is draw a funny/cute picture and you could win a mention, a reserved copy, lots of candy, and a SPECIAL edition of The Funny Magazine!!! :D Why don’t you try?????? :o

  20. Do you have replies to anything? Write it over here! Name:______________ Nowrip it out and give it to Marie! (5-1) Dear Sandie, ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________From: Dear Mr. Ugly, From: Fav. Picture: # Is Sandie Cute? Circle: YES NO Story (Aww, please? I really need some!) : ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I COMAND YOU TO LOOK ON THE BACK NOW…

  21. Continue Story…__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial… ____________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help  ~Marie PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!! (Unless I don’t have any extras. THEN you can share.)

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