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Geico commercial. I’ts funny and it’s true!. Part 1. Why are thu people so sad like chicken without thee leg?. Part 2. Stop it oldie. Part 3. Yeah I agree!. Part 4. Surrender!. Part 5. Hey look a distraction. Part 6. What as is thee meaning?. Part 7.
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Geico commercial I’ts funny and it’s true!
Part 1 • Why are thu people so sad like chicken without thee leg?
Part 2 • Stop it oldie.
Part 3 • Yeah I agree!
Part 4 • Surrender!
Part 5 • Hey look a distraction
Part 6 • What as is thee meaning?
Part 7 • Yo gramps! I’m joinin dem in da dark side. • Beacase I hot shocksfere.
Part 8 • No!
Part 9 • Join us billy now, or die!
Part 10 • So tempted!
Part 11 • I will get to thee bottom of this!
Part 12 • You know what! It’s time to die!
part 13 • We too fight!
Part 14 • Fear thee power of thy sword thou disrespectful roaches!
Part 15 • Oh yeah! We got ak-47’s!
Part 16 • I got thee bow.
Part 17 • We don’t care! Oh lets have a staring contest!
Part 18 • Neither side will give up. • 12 hours later…….
Part 19 • Getting so tired……. must struggle to stay awake
Part 20 • Stay awake! We may kill you for being baby
Part 21 • A baby like me like
Part 22 • Yes a baby like you like you
Part 23 • (annoying rap, tom cruise goes deaf)
Part 24 • Oh my gosh tom cruise is deaf!
Part 25 • Tam crus is dead now me the French actor will dominate!
Part 26 • He’s deaf not dead and his name is tom cruise not tam Cruz.
Part 27 • Yay tom cruise is deaf! That means I can earn/rip-off millions of dollars teaching him sign language!
Part 28 • Um…. Sir you can’t raise the price just because he is a celebrity.
Part 29 • English to slang translation: Dude yo just can’t snatch his dough just cuz’ he’s krunk. • Bye I got to trash the store.
Part 30 • (back to where we were before the translation.)
Part 31 • Happy new year it’s 1910
Part 32 • Wait that’s too far back.
Part 33 • We fight for human race in 4152.
Part 34 • Wait that’s too far forward.
Part 35 • Now we’re at the right spot.
Part 36 • I can to!
Part 37 • And we can destroy the death star! Come on rebel alliance get in your x-wings!
Part 38 • Yes princess!
Part 39 • Errgh males!
Part 40 • You can’t rip-off tom cruise I’ll explain. • Opps I got a call.
Part 41 • You must replace the toilet seat.
Part 42 • Meanwhile….
Part 43 • Spider-man got hit by a car!
Part 44 • Sir there’s been a malfunction in the surprise in humans machine the • machine it will take 32 hours to repair!
Part 45 • I’ll just take 32 hours playing video games.
Part 46 • You killed my guy!
Part 47 • Lets play again and again until I beat you!
Part 48 • You have so much perseverance you never give up! I’m done!
Part 49 • But we still have 14.345611298 hours to go!