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A friend and her husband were not speaking to one another after a disagreement.

A near-sighted man lost his hat in a strong wind. He gave chase. A woman screamed from a near-by farmhouse: “What are you doing there?” “Getting my hat,” he replied. “Your hat,” exclaimed the woman. “That’s our little black hen you’re chasing.”.

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A friend and her husband were not speaking to one another after a disagreement.

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  1. A near-sighted man lost his hat in a strong wind. He gave chase. A woman screamed from a near-by farmhouse: “What are you doing there?” “Getting my hat,” he replied. “Your hat,” exclaimed the woman. “That’s our little black hen you’re chasing.”

  2. On a medical school's laboratory exam， students were asked to recognize prepared specimens of parasites， such as lice，fleas and other bugs， by studying their legs under a microscope. One student was unable to recognize a single one. When he left the lab， the professor called after him， "You haven't told me your name." The student turned back， opened the door and showed his leg."And now， sir，" he retorted，"You tell me who I am."

  3. A friend and her husband were not speaking to one another after a disagreement. Noticing a button missing from his pajamas top next morning before going to work， the husband left a note on it saying， "Please sew a button on this. "That night he found his pajamas under the pillow with a button sewn on the note.

  4. The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sittinghere so long.".

  5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!

  6. MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? JUNIOR: Because of absence. MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

  7. BOY: Isn't the principal(校长）a dummy! GIRL: Say, do you know who I am? BOY: No. GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter. BOY: And do you know who I am? GIRL: No. BOY: Thank goodness!

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