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Have you ever felt like this?. Well, maybe it’s time to spice up your job with the new “SEPI SPRAY!”. It turns everything you spray into… “SEPI!!!”. Can’t stand looking at your boss or your co-workers, then “Sepi Spray” them bitches!!!. And Bada Bing Bada Boom!. Sepis!!!.
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Well, maybe it’s time to spice up your job with the new “SEPI SPRAY!”
Can’t stand looking at your boss or your co-workers, then “Sepi Spray” them bitches!!!
And Bada Bing Bada Boom! Sepis!!!
Man, You get you a shop full of Sepis and the day just flies by…
You pass out for 8 hours and what do you know, it’s time to go home! Cause Sepi’s down for whatever!!!
Commander’s Calls getting you down? The “Sepi Spray” can spice that up too…
With augemtees like that, you won’t have to worry about getting on base, cause they’ll be just as drunk as you, buddy!
Special Olympics getting you… WAIT A MINUTE… I don’t think I should go there……… Next Slide!!!
Forget about Inspectors, a little “Sepi Spray” and presto! Instant Outstanding!!!
Your car looks like crap, “Sepi Spray” it, cause that Sepi’s a pretty mutha… shut yo mouf! I’m just talking about Sepi… … Oh! We can dig it!
Well, the “Sepi Spray” don’t work miracles… you can buy my competitors spray… it’s made for stuff like that!
Wal-mart K-mart (if any left) Food Lion Piggly Wiggly JC Penny’s Belk’s Sears And many more…! Also your near by BX’s or PX for those army guys! Coming soon to all stores near you!
WarningsItems and people sprayed by the “Sepi Spray” will not change back. Unless you buy the new “Sepi Change Back Spray” which comes out in 2006.Pregnant women please refrain on being sprayed. You’ll get yours and Sepi’s ass wooped by the baby father cause the kid will come out looking like “Sepi”.People who don’t drink or smoke, beware cause Sepi does both, so it’s gonna be a helluva hangover the next day, in fact, the rest of your lives.Doing this at work will get you a free ticket home if anyone catches you… and you won’t be back… haha… uh, I guess that’s not funny!Spraying too many people could cause chaos cause Sepi won’t feel like doing anything, and Sepi is a sucker for peer pressure so they’ll follow the crowd.Soju is not recommended to be used in conjunction with this product. The consequences could be dire!If you had a six pack, were in good shape, real tall, and very athletic then kiss it good-bye cause Sepi don’t do that stuff… sorry!And have a nice day!