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BOMEORO

BOMEORO. Land of the proud Bometians. Bomeoro is located in what used to be known as the Sahara Desert. The area consists of 70% gravel plains, sand, and dunes and is only 30% sand. Pictured here is EL Oso, the fortress city capital of Bomeoro. Bomeoro is Born!!.

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BOMEORO

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  1. BOMEORO Land of the proud Bometians

  2. Bomeorois located in what used to be known as the Sahara Desert. The area consists of 70% gravel plains, sand, and dunes and is only 30% sand. Pictured here is EL Oso, the fortress city capital of Bomeoro

  3. Bomeoro is Born!! • Purchased for $7.4 million in 1931 • A 14 country agreement between Bomeoro, Morocco, Western Sahara, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Mauritania, Mali, Niger, Chad, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia John Bomeoro at his coronation in 1931

  4. Bomeoro in WWII Pictured here: Cmdr Gordon leading an infantry unit at the battle of El Alamein • Led by an inspiring young Commander Gordon, General Rommel (The Desert Fox) of Nazi Germany was defeated by a combined effort of the Bometian 6th Armored and other Allied divisions at the battle El Alamien.

  5. Green is our Business • 100% of electrical power comes from renewable sources • 37% of all glass, plastic, paper and metal are recycled and reused • Winner of the 2007 Kyoto Protocol’s ‘Greenest Country’ Award

  6. Piratical Kleptocracy • Led by the Admiral Supreme, a Piratical Kleptocracy works as a mercenary state. • The Admiral Supreme authorizes contracts with foreign nations. • The Admiral Supreme appoints Grand Lieutenants to oversee affairs foreign and domestic.

  7. Piratical One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation. One who preys on others; a plunderer. To attack and rob (a ship at sea). • a government or state in which those in power exploit national resources and steal • rule by a thief or thieves Kleptocracy

  8. The 5 Bometian Commandments • Bometians may never steal from another Bometian (Honor Among Thieves Clause) • All citizens are required to serve 2 years Government/Military service after completion of primary schooling or after turning 18. • Healthcare and Education are free to all citizens • Spiders and tiny, yappy dogs are not permitted in Bomeoro. Spiders, especially Camel Spiders may be killed on sight. Dogs, however, may not be killed, just removed. • Key Lime Pie is the official dessert and all citizens may have them for free.

  9. Key Limes (for the Pie) Spider repellant Anything we don’t plunder that month Loot - if other countries are shipping it, it may become ours to sell soon. Pirated CD’s/DVD’s Camel fur (there is a surprisingly large market) Electricity Imports/ Exports Exports Imports

  10. Thank You! This message approved by the Bometian propaganda machine. • Mr. Gordon • All periods

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