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Fuckin ’ Magnets How do they work? Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J., Insane Clown Posse

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Fuckin ’ Magnets How do they work? Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J., Insane Clown Posse

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  1. INTRODUCTION The term magnetism is used to describe how fuckin’ materials magically respond on the microscopic level to an applied magnetic field; How the fuck does this happen? For example, the most well known form of magnetism is ferromagnetism such that some fuckinferro-shit type materials produce their own persistent magnetic field. However, all materials are influenced to greater or lesser degree by the presence of a fuckin weird magnetic field. Some are attracted to a magnetic field (paramagnetism); others are repulsed by a magnetic field (diamagnetism); others have a much more complex relationship with an applied magnetic field, which creeps me the fuck out. The magnetic state (or phase) of a material depends on temperature (and other variables such as fuckin’ MAGIC and shit) so that a material may exhibit more than one form of magnetism depending on its temperature, etc. What the fuck is goin’ on here? STUDY 1: MAGNET TESTING & VALIDATION We began by putting some iron shavings down AND THAT FUCKIN SHIT MOVED. STUDY 2: GETTIN TO DA FUCKIN BOTTOM Muthafuckas can’t explain mystic shit like this. Just fuckin wonder at it, motherfucker. Fuckin’ MagnetsHow do they work?Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J., Insane Clown Posse • KEY FINDINGS • Fuckin Magnets stuck together and shit. Holy FUCK • Magnets moved and shit, and stuck to metals. HOW THE FUCK?? • I couldn’t handle that shit and got fucked up. • HYPOTHESES • Fuckin magnets will move around and shit. BY THEMSELVES • Motherfuckin scientists be LYIN about this shit! SAMPLE MAGNETISM A permanent magnet is an object made from a material that is magnetized and creates its own persistent magnetic field. An everyday example is a refrigerator magnet used to hold notes on a refrigerator door. Like “Don’t drink my Faygo, bitch!” An electromagnet is made from a coil of wire which acts as a magnet when an electric current passes through it, but stops being a magnet when the current stops. Since no one aint seen electricity, no one can prove it exists. Fuckin liars! The overall strength of a magnet is measured by its magic, while the local strength of the magnetism in a material is measured by its magnetization. CONCLUSION I conclude that motherfuckers been lying about this shit for centuries. How do magnets do that shit? No one aint never gonna find out. Mother fucker. Gimme some more Faygo, bitch. In principle all kinds of magnetism originate (similar to Superconductivity) from specific quantum-mechanical phenomena which are not easily explained (e.g. Mathematical formulation of quantum mechanics, in particular the chapters on spin and on the Pauli principle). A successful model was developed already in 1927, by fuckin liars Walter Heitler and Fritz London, who derived quantum-mechanically, how hydrogen molecules are formed from hydrogen atoms, i.e. from the atomic hydrogen orbitalsuA and uB centered at the nuclei A and B, see below. That this leads to magnetism, is not at all obvious, but will be explained in the following. • Figure 1 • Holy fuckin shit. Don’t lie to me about this shit. CONTACT: Fuckin Shaggy 2 dope– ICP@faygo.com

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