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All Kinds of Pick-Up Lines. Corny Pick-Up Lines. Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you. Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind allll day! You’re like a dictionary…You add meaning to my life! You’re so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!.
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Corny Pick-Up Lines • Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you. • Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running • through my mind allll day! • You’re like a dictionary…You add meaning to my life! • You’re so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines • Am I dead? Cuz this must be heaven! • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? • Hey…Someone farted…Let’s get out of here. • Hello, I’m a thief. And I’m here to steal your heart. • I only have three months to live……
Pirate Pick-Up Lines • Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber. • Yo, Ho! Bottle of Rum? • Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s some wond’rous booty buried underneath! • Arrrrrrrrrrrrree ya free Saturday night? • Avast, me Pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded!
Sweet Pick-Up Lines • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. • I think I can die happy now, cuz I’ve seen a little piece of heaven. • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever. • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You tripped me.
Flattery Pick-Up Lines • All those curves, and me with no brakes… • Baby, you must be a broom. Cuz you swept me off my feet! • Honey, You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business! • Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile. • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
Bad Pick-Up Lines • There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet…Your name. • Was your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. • You’re like a candy bar: half sweet, and half nuts. • You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy!
Lame Pick-Up Lines • Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only Ten I see! • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! • Hi! The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. • I’m conducting a field test to see how many women have their nipples pierced. • I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Favorite Pick-Up Lines • Be unique and different. Say yes. • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? • I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and that intimidates me a little. • I’m easy. Are you? • If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? • All this could be yours for just one low, low price!
My name is Ashley McCrea. I’m an RA at Lock Haven University and I’m a junior. I wanted to do something different for my floor this year for Valentine’s day, so I thought it’d be fun to put up all different kinds of pick-up lines. I got a lot of comments on it, and my girls loved it. I used http://www.pick-up-lines.info/for all of the pick-up lines I used for this bulletin board. February, 2008