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Ferienakademie 2004 Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004

Ferienakademie 2004 Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004 . Kurs 1 – der mit den Polynomen – proudly presents:. The Advanced Polominialist’s Guide to Modern English. Oups!. The Advanced Polynomialist’s Guide to Modern English. Some Notation First. Complexity !.  (n) = ?.

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Ferienakademie 2004 Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004

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  1. Ferienakademie 2004Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004 • Kurs 1 • – der mit den Polynomen – • proudly presents: Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  2. The Advanced Polominialist’s Guide to Modern English Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  3. Oups! The Advanced Polynomialist’s Guide to Modern English Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  4. Some Notation First Complexity! (n) = ? Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  5. Many Interesting Talks ... Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  6. ... about Applied Polynomials Which degree?? Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  7. Interruption – Who‘s that?       A guy from Kurs 12 Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  8. A Classical Dialogue P: the presenter A: someone in the audience P: Is this clear? A: No! P: You should understand this, since it is very important. Are there any other questions? A: Yes! P: No? OK, then let us go on! Olga Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  9. Another Favourite P: the presenter A: someone in the audience P: Can you give us some idea of the rough order of magnitude of the quantities d, t, and v? A: No – this has nothing to do with applications, that‘s pure theory! Andreas Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  10. Lesson 1 – Letters i, j, g, ... y – wuai, üpsilon, or i grec?? h – eidsch or asch?? Kurs 1 – powered by zimmersn Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  11. Lesson 2 – More and more Some algorithms are worse, some are even worser, and some are the worsest! But the most good are the most simplest – in much cases! Kurs 1 – Kurs 7 could never do it gooder! Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  12. Lesson 3 – Who the Hell Defined that? finite – infinite - transfinite height – weight interpolation – interpolate calculation & calculate – computation & comput(at??)e ideal – idiot Hornby Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  13. Another Interruption – Who‘s that?       Again the guy from Kurs 12 Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  14. Lesson 4 – Math Highlights variable hierarchical convergence – consistency 4 times 3 – really a production? 4 through 2 – really?? Kurs 1 Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  15. Lesson 5 – Math Highlights (cont‘d) : derivation – derivative – differentiation?? : n faculty or math faculty or what?? spare matrices and sparse ribs – or the other way around?? minus and mine – sinus or sine – and Linux? A polynomial‘s grade or degree? Kurs 1 Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  16. Do legst di nieda! Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  17. Lesson 6 – Geometry knots and nodes What do we get if police hires a pidgeon? Obviously a polygon (speak: po‘li:dschn) Alexander Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  18. Lesson 7 – Entertainment Come on baby, let‘s do the ... Twaist!!! Michael Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  19. Lesson 8 – Computer Science Recursion – u, ü, or ö?? To undermine, to examine, to determine, and to datamine Analogic – really related to Anna‘s logics? Components Kurs 1 Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  20. Lesson 9 – Traps scheme apostrophe & catastrophe Thukydides – who wants to try  ? reminders and remainders analysis Cancellor Schröder chancels social security? Hearts IV? HB‘s former English teacher Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  21. This Guy again ...       Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  22. Lesson 10 – English or Japanese? Pseudo... Judo ... Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  23. Lesson 11 – The Last Lesson It‘s polynomials, not polynomes not polominals not polomials not poliominoes and not polynominals Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  24. Some Quotations of HJB – in German „Esser & Co. – die würd‘ ich alle standrechtlich erschießen!“ „Wer von `Exzellenz´ redet, ist ein Depp. `Exzellenz´ gibt‘s im Deutschen nur als Anrede!“ „Kurs 11 – das ist doch der reinste Tippsen-Ausflug!“ „Wer nicht säuft, hat nichts bei der Ferienakademie verloren. Wir müssen in Zukunft bei der Auswahl besser aufpassen!“ „Wir brauchen einen Alpenstaat – mit Süddeutschland und Südtirol – und ohne Preußen!“ Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  25. And now: The Upshot of Kurs 1 • ... they are much smarter than robots! • ... they can be used for space-time confusion! • ... they can do the tangens! • ... they never bounce back from a wall! • ... they don‘t need maps to know where to go! • ... they are smooth and avoid peaks! • ... they have infinite support! The 1014 POLYTOP(e?)s – we love polynomials, because ... Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  26. The Upshot of Kurs 1 (cont‘d) 8. ... they black out only at finitely many occasions! 9. ... hardcore conservatives even use monomials instead! A. ... they have one ring to rule them all! B. ... they happily divide and multiply, and even GCD! C. ... they are even less predictable than robots – or more? D. ... actually (Federico), we did not really understand them at all ! 10. ... they provide us with the best chess team ever seen! The 1014 POLYTOP(e?)s – we love polynomials, because ... Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  27. Last Visit of our Friend ...       Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

  28. Thanks for 12 great days in Reinswald: ping pong team chess team Philipp Bernhard Stefan J. Federico Michael Olga Kircherhof team Irina Eugen Stefan B. Hans Ernst Sven Shenqiang Johannes zimmersn Alexander Gerrit Andreas Kurs 7 & 12 Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

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  31. The End Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im Kircherhof Sarntal, 30.9.2004

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