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10 minutes ago - COPY LINK TO DOWNLOAD : https://koencoeng-ygtersakity.blogspot.mx/?lophe=B0B1VKZPV9 | get [PDF] Download BARF! The Big Book of Green Smoothies: (With 50 Smoothie Recipes &Tips for Kids and Adults) (Mission Possible Series) | ★ My mom calls them GREEN SMOOTHIES. ★★ I call them green BARF. ★I've been drinking barf longer than I can remember—for most of my life. Mom made me do it!I really didn’t have any complaints about drinking barf for a long time. At least, not until I was old enough to realize what’s in it, which happened recently, thanks to my buddies who enlightened me.To my horror, I found out I had a big problem on my hands. And an embarrassing one to boot!Turns out the green stuff I’ve been drinking so gullibly—and even calling it endearing names too embarrassing to mention (don’t ask me, I’m not ready to admit it…just yet)—contains some the most gag-inducing stuff on the face of this planet and basically makes any normal kid want to throw up, stuff like raw spinach, parsley leaves, and broccoli florets, for example.YUCK!Yeah—thanks, Mom!Even to this day, when my friends come over, Mom would bring me a glass of barf to drink right in front of them! But that’s not all. She’d offer barf to them as well instead of a cola, sprite or ginger ale—which is the stuff that normal kids drink.(Mom, if you’re reading this, please, stop doing that! You’re emBARFassing me!)So, until my buddies enlightened me, I was blissfully unaware and really enjoyed my barf. And not just the green one—purple, brown, orange, red—in fact, the weirder the color, the better. Surprisingly, some of the worst looking barfs have been the tastiest, which is kind of odd, now that I think about it.I used to come up with names for my drinks based on whatever my favorite characters were at the time. Names like the “Ogre Smoothie,” “Batman Magic,” or “Dark Vader’s Potion.” Mom thought they were adorable. You probably think they’re pathetic. Feel free to laugh, that’s okay.★You'll be laughing all the way to the kitchen! Even the most picky eaters can't resist loving these green concoctions.★(Note: Paperback is printed only in black-and-white colors.)*★Get the book today and learn how to make BARF (a.k.a. delicious green smoothies) for your family and friends!★<br>
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