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Jacob's Philosophy. Bring enlightenment to your life!. The Story.
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Jacob's Philosophy Bring enlightenment to your life!
The Story • One day, jacob was walking when he saw an ant. This ant was trying to climb up the side of a fence. Every time it got so close but it fell down. But instead of giving up it kept going. Finally jacob saw that it was wasting away it's life be trying to climb the wall, so he squashed it.
The Philosophy • Jacob's philosophy, also called the "phob", is commonly observed on the island of jisle. Jisle was founded in the 1400's when jacob bought swaziland. As the monarch he decided to dig up mozambique and dump the dirt in the ocean to form jisle. The philosophy is about living a simple life and only doing what is necessary.
The Philosophy Continued • People who follow the phob are commonly known as the phobites. These phobites are very laid back and comfortable yet prosper. Instead of going to school for 12 or more years they go to school for 3 years then spend 2 more years specializing in a profession.Thus leaving a lot of time for leisure.
The Study of Phob Amount of Work That Gets Down • Scientists have proven that the phobites who are more laid back, accomplish more and have a more fulfilled life. Look at this graph.
Phob is the philosophy of now, not like that buddhist crap. Try it now and if you don't like it get a full refund plus a jacob doll free of charge! Conclusion