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On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant:

On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant:. “Blackened bluefish”. In a Maine restaurant:. “Open seven days a week and weekends”. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store:. “Thirty-eight years on the same spot.”. On a New York convalescent home:. “For the sick and tired of the

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On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant:

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  1. On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: • “Blackened bluefish” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  2. In a Maine restaurant: • “Open seven days a week and weekends” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  3. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: • “Thirty-eight years on the same spot.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  4. On a New York convalescent home: • “For the sick and tired of the • Episcopal Church” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  5. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: • “We buy junk and sell antiques.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  6. In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: • “15 men’s wool suits - $100 • They won’t last an hour!” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  7. A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago: • “Do not activate with wet hands.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  8. In a New York restaurant: • “Customers who find our waitresses rude • ought to see the manager.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  9. In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: • “Ask about our plans for owning your home.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  10. In the window of an Oregon general store: • “Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  11. In downtown Boston: • “Callahan Tunnel - NO END” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  12. On a Tennessee highway: • “Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  13. On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: • “No trespassing without permission” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  14. In a New York medical building: • “Mental Health Prevention Center” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  15. In a Florida maternity ward: • “No children allowed” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  16. In front of a New Hampshire car wash: • “If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  17. In a Los Angeles clothing store: • “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  18. On a California freeway: • “Fine for littering” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  19. In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: • “Sid’s Pants is Open” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  20. On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: • “Able to Do the Worst Possible Job” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  21. In a New York jewelry store: • “Genuine Faux Pearls” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  22. In a Kansas City oculist’s office: • “Broken lenses duplicated here” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  23. In a Boston fast-food parking lot: • “Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  24. Billboard on Florida highway: • “If you can’t read, • we can help” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  25. On the Triborough Bridge in New York: • “In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  26. On a Lockhart, Texas gas station and minimart: • “We’re out of Rolaids, • but we’ve got gas.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  27. At the basketball court in a Gastonon, North Carolina YMCA: • “Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  28. On a Rapid City store: • “Give That Bride a Good Case of Worms or Other Fine Bait” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  29. On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant: • “The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  30. In a Grand Rapids restaurant: • “Half baked chicken” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  31. In a Dayton barbershop: • “During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here.” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  32. On a Jacksonville, Florida bookstore: • “Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

  33. On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost: • “Frost Free Library” Signs that don’t quite give the intended message.

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