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You’ll never have to use your brain again!!!. BEST PEN EVER. Features:. It writes for you It reads for you It records your notes It records what you write It can read music It can record lectures Just upload your files and never type again! It scans Can translate into 46,768 languages
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You’ll never have to use your brain again!!! BEST PEN EVER
Features: • It writes for you • It reads for you • It records your notes • It records what you write • It can read music • It can record lectures • Just upload your files and never type again! • It scans • Can translate into 46,768 languages • It has lightning bolts on it!
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