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Intel-A-Gum. The Gum That Won’t Leave You Dumb!. About Smart Alec. We are Smart Alec’s and we’ve developed up Intel-A-Gum just for YOU! Our goal is to make improve the intelligence of Americans and solve the problem of stupidity. How It Works.
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Intel-A-Gum The Gum That Won’t Leave You Dumb!
About Smart Alec • We are Smart Alec’s and we’ve developed up Intel-A-Gum just for YOU! • Our goal is to make improve the intelligence of Americans and solve the problem of stupidity.
How It Works • The combinations of chemicals in this gum allows you to remember more facts and think more clearly. • It allows your brain to use what it knows and broaden that knowledge to understand higher level problems.
Flavors • Math – Apple Pie • Composition and Literature – Muffin • Spanish –Piña Colada • German – Potato Salad • Health – Assorted Fruits • Physical Education – Sports Drinks • Religion – Manna
Results Intelligent man, Bill Gates, with Intel-A-Gum Not so intelligent woman (but still amazing), Britney Spears) with leading brand
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