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Quantum Physics Humor: Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and the Dead Cat Jokes

Enjoy a collection of witty jokes about Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and quantum physics that will tickle your funny bone. Explore the humorous side of scientific theories and the infamous paradoxes in a light-hearted manner. Dive into the world of physics comedy today!

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Quantum Physics Humor: Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and the Dead Cat Jokes

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  1. Joke 1 • Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. • Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were driving? N0, but I know exactly where I am.

  2. Joke 2 • Shrödinger is pulled over for speeding. • Cop (Suspicious after dealing with Heisenberg asks to search the car … … … … . ): Did you know that there is a dead cat in your trunk? Well there is now!

  3. Joke 3 • Mrs. Schrödinger to Mr. Schrödinger: What the did you do to the cat? It looks half dead!

  4. Joke 4 • What is the problem with MetroRail? It fails to commute!

  5. Joke 5 • I don’t know what is wrong with Heisenberg. He seems so sure of himself lately.

  6. Joke 6 • What is wrong with Schrödinger’s cat? Curiosity may have killed him.

  7. Peanuts • The following “Peanuts’ cartoons are from http://scienceblogs.com/pontiff/2010/01/quantum_cartoons.php

  8. Normalizable

  9. Bound State Physics

  10. First Quantum Text

  11. Let there be postulates.

  12. Continuum States

  13. It’s open to interpretation.

  14. Small Changes

  15. Call on Mikulski and Lewandowski

  16. QM: Take it on faith.

  17. Really!

  18. I took Schiff from Schiff.

  19. Perhaps on average

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