G33k QuarT3T

1. Database Solutions That Work For You G33kQuarT3T

2. Custom Solutions for the The ‘Why Not?’ Nick-Knack Nook Company

3. Presented by Capricorn Snapdragon McFisticuffs & Jazz Hands

4. Are you just a seller of collectibles? Or are you a “collectible seller”? • Do you consider yourself “Geek Chic”? • Do you covet the collectibles you “reluctantly” sell? • Do you believe that the Star Wars saga really took place “a long, long time ago”? And in a galaxy that’s “far, far away?” • Have you often hoped for and prayed to be bitten by a “Radio active Spider”? • Are you fed up that you never got your acceptance papers from Hogwarts and now your considering leaving the shire and becoming a Jedi?

5. Then you’ve come to the right place! The “G33K QUART3T” understands your near primal, instinctual needs to practice what you preach when it comes to collectors items.

6. Our past clientele includes: • Cyberdyne Systems Corporation • LexCorp • Umbrella Corporation • Primatech Paper Company • Black Mesa Research Facility • Weyland-Yutani • Arkham Asylum • Aperture Science • Stark Industries • Soylent Corporation (Note: We are currently involved in their “Keeping the Earth Soylent Green” program) • The Country of Latveria (under the explicit and expressed permission of its ruler, Dr. Victor Von Doom) • The City of Rapture • The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense

7. Never fear, the G33K QUART3T is here! As geek collectors and database designers, the boi’s of “G33K QUART3T” have designed their database system with YOU in mind.

8. “Many are the needs of the collectable media seller, yes.” - Yoda Your database design has been built to accommodate the many finer details of any given collectible, including numbering of your inventory, upkeep of your goods and a description of the collectible itself.

9. According to your business requirements, your business rules are as follows… -Every purchase by a customer generates an invoice and the customer is serviced by an employee -A customer may generate many invoices and an invoice is generated by only one customer -An employee may sell many inventory items and each item in inventory is sold by an employee -The inventory catalogs many items, and each item is cataloged in the inventory -The customer can place many inventory queries and each inventory query is placed by a customer -With each sale, the inventory records are updated by the employee who sold the item(s)

10. Our normalized entities, which have been tailored to your company’s needs… Customer (CUST_NUM, CUST_LNAME, CUST_FNAME, ADDRESS, CITY, STATE, ZIP_CODE) Employee (EMP_NUM, EMP_LNAME, EMP_FNAME, ADDRESS, CITY, STATE, ZIP_CODE, NUM_HOURS, PAY_PERHOUR) Invoice (ORDER _NUM, CUST_NUM, EMP_NUM, DATE, SALES_TAX) Inventory (ITEM_NUM, EMP_NUM, TITLE, MEDIUM, ITEM_PRICE) Print (ITEM_NUM, ISBN, AUTHOR, PUBLISHER, YEAR, FORMAT, DESCRIPTION) Audio (ITEM_NUM, ASIN, ARTIST, LABEL, YEAR, FORMAT, DESCRIPTION) Video (ITEM_NUM, ASIN, DIRECTOR, STUDIO, YEAR, FORMAT, DESCRIPTION,) Collectible (ITEM_NUM, ASIN, MODEL_NUM, MANUFACTURER, FORMAT, DESCRIPTION)

11. The “Entity Relation Diagram” of the W.N.N.K.N.C.

12. Inventory maintenance has never been easier! Our normalization methods of your company’s entities were designed to accommodate the many types of collectibles available in this modern age of the collectors paradise.

13. Easily maintain your customer records The boi’s of G.Q. have gone to great lengths to ensure that once you’ve acquired a worthy padawan customer, your records will update with every purchase, allowing you to; • Send them notification of a good sale taking place in your store. • Announce (brag) about the awesome new collectibles your store just put up for sale. • Contact them later if you have “seller’s remorse” about that limited edition master Chief Helmet you sold them a week ago and now want to make an offer to buy it back!

14. Printed Collectibles • Got an autographed collection of Tolkien novels safely shrink wrapped away for safe keeping? • Do you understand the profound meaning of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan“… and can you recite it, phonetically correct, from memory? • Do you wish you owned the original, human flesh bound, written in blood edition of “Necronomiconexmortis”? We feel ya paco… we feel ya.

15. Audio Collectibles • Do you believe that all those vinyl Beatles albums you own still sound better than the remastered CD’s? • Does William Shatner’s rendition of “Rocket Man” still bring a tear to your eye? • In your eyes, was Edison's’ phonograph the 1800’s equivalent of cave men discovering fire? Your coming in loud and clear to us!

16. Video Collectibles • Do you still own ALL those undubbed, “you were lucky if it was even subtitled”, anime VHS tapes you purchased back in the day, proud to proclaim that they were all purchased “before it was cool to own anime”? • Have you ever tried to construct your own flux capacitor in a DeLorean DMC-12, but sadly it didn’t work as you couldn’t acquire the plutonium needed to power it? • Is it a natural reaction for you to cringe when some one takes a shot at the ill fated “Beta player”?

17. Video Collector (extended edition) • Do you not see the problem with owning the entire Star Trek series (both the “Kirk” and “Piccard” versions) on VHS, Laser Disc, DVD and Blu-Ray? • Have you sat through all 683 minutes of “The Lord of the Rings” extended edition movies at one time, and STILL thought that the trilogy wasn’t long enough? • Do you believe that anyone who says “Greedo shot first” should be the next one to get shot? The G.Q. krew understands what your going through, and have tailored your needs accordingly

18. General Collectibles • You know all those collectibles you have that don't neatly fit into any particular pigeon hole? • Anime wall scrolls, statues, statuettes, busts, action figures, models sets, baseball cards, 8-track tapes and players, framed artwork and original animation cells… Yup, our database is able to handle the unique aspects of these items as well!

19. The G33K QUART3T hath spoken We solemnly swear that your media collector/seller data base needs will all be met. Try it for 30 days, and if you don’t think it’s the best thing that’s happened to you since you moved out of your parents basement, you’ll get you money back!

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21. The G33K QUART3T krew: Steve “Capricorn Snapdragon McFisticuffs” Dawes Marcus “Jazz Hands” Erwin Craig “Hunter McHaggis” Denniston Kyle “ <(``<) “ Nordstrom