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The Dinosaurs Are Still Alive

The Dinosaurs Are Still Alive. Why they left and what they’re doing now?. Why'd they even leave in the first place?. Evolution of the Dinosaurus Smartus.

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The Dinosaurs Are Still Alive

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  1. The Dinosaurs Are Still Alive Why they left and what they’re doing now?

  2. Why'd they even leave in the first place?

  3. Evolution of the DinosaurusSmartus • Even though that today it is a popular belief that DinosaurusSmartus really had a small brain, this is just a cover up produced by the dinosaur media. You may assume that the dinosaurs are dead and cannot possibly control the media, but they do and are influencing you right now. After years on earth the DinosaurusSmartus began to evolve. Instead of having three fingers they evolved to have opposable thumbs. They also became capable of complex thought. This allowed them to mine for iron ore with there opposable thumbs, and were able to design a flying space craft to flee the frigid climate of their home planet. The dinosaurs vowed to return periodically to check on how their planet was doing, and they did.

  4. Where Are They Now????? • In fact the dinosaurs still live. They left much earlier about 45,000 years ago during the Great Dinosaur Exodus as a result of an Ice Age. During this period dinosaurs chose to leave their home planet and travel to an undisclosed planet in the Andromeda Galaxy.

  5. Proof They Returned In medieval times dinosaurs did in fact return as dragons and other so called “mythical figures” to check on how their Earth was going. The return of the dinos sparked a Renaissance in Europe. In Asia a religion was founded to honor the dinos which is still practiced by some Chinese today. However, anti-dino protestors such as Joseph Stalin enacted communism to eradicate the dino religion. Some dinosaurs remain hidden in the depths of oceans and lakes. Some of the most famous being bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and the Kraken.

  6. When Will the Great Return Occur? • All scientists hypothesize that the Great Return is already being planned as we speak. Global Warming is the preparation of the climate for the dinosaurs return. Since the dinos prefer to live in a warm climate they needed to do something major and Global Warming is just yet another cover up integrated by the dinosaur media. When the Great Return happens, only those truly loyal will be spared from onslaught. The Human Genocide is the dinosaur’s final step in taking back their rightful planet and living in harmony.

  7. BIBLIOGRAPHY • A special thanks to all the great people who helped me research and develop this 100% factual PowerPoint presentation. They include (but are not limited to) • Andrew Camilleri • Aidan Roney • Luca Ross • Matthew Dewick • Chris Bosh for allowing a personal interview with his family and other dinosaurs • And a special thanks to Mr. Michael Mulè for giving me the inspiration to do this and pursue my dreams. • Also I’d like to thank CBS News® for providing me with the resources to analyze this and complete my research. • Noteable dinos • Chris Bosh • Sarah Jessica Parker • Yao Ming • Snooki • Chris Christie

  8. Afterword THEY EXIST WE SHOULD PREPARE NOW DON’T DENY THE IMMINENT THREAT!!

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