Who Would Win in a Fight? Ninja vs Pirate vs Dinosaur vs Ronald McDonald Barney vs Bruce Lee vs Juggernaut vs The Hulk v

1. “Who Would Win in a Fight?” A bulletin board by Andrew Crosson Resident Assistant Samford University

2. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

3. Ninja • Pros: • Ancient warrior training • Swords, stars, nun chuck skills • Masks • Stealth • Zen focus • Cons: • No technology • No armor • Uncommon • Pirate • Pros: • Resourceful • Guns and swords • (sometimes hooks) • Land & Sea • Cons: • Usually has adisease • Not stealthy • No armor VS.

4. Pros: • Large • A dinosaur • Birthing hips • Pros: • Successful entrepreneur • Huge feet VS. • Cons: • Makes people fat • Is friends with the Hamburgler • Cons: • Purple • Only hangs out with kids • Slow Ronald McDonald Barney

5. Pros: • Expert martial arts • Flying kicks • Asian Chuck Norris • Cons: • Small • No gun • No jokes VS. • Pros: • Bearded • Some martial arts • Texan Bruce Lee • Cons: • Texas Ranger • Does workout commercials

6. Juggernaut • Pros: • Unstoppable when in motion • Professor X’s stepbrother • Not a mutant • Cons: • Not a mutant • Susceptible to telepathy without helmet VS. • Cons: • Uncontrollable • Rips clothes every time he changes • Pros: • Super strength • Ripped muscles • Uses rage/anger The Hulk

7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Pros: • Been together a while • Martial artsskills • Cons: • Eat a lot of pizza • •Michelangelo can be rowdy VS. • Pros: • 5 members • Cool uniforms • Varied abilities • Cons: • Haven’t been together long • One’s a baby. • No martial arts training. The Incredibles

8. Raiden • (Mortal Kombat) • Pros: • Lightning power • Teleportation •Martial Arts • Cons: • Old • Weak VS. • Pros: • Strength in Numbers • Throwable eggs • Can poop you into an egg • Cons: • Weak when alone • Childish • Yoshi Team