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If you give Chuck Norris a cookie

If you give Chuck Norris a cookie. If you give Chuck Norris a cookie. He will summon the undead to feed it to him. After he has eaten his cookie he will want some milk. But right as Chuck Norris is drinking his milk he will remember he is lactose intolerant. So Chuck Norris will spit it out.

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If you give Chuck Norris a cookie

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  1. If you give Chuck Norris a cookie

  2. If you give Chuck Norris a cookie

  3. He will summon the undead to feed it to him

  4. After he has eaten his cookie he will want some milk

  5. But right as Chuck Norris is drinking his milk he will remember he is lactose intolerant

  6. So Chuck Norris will spit it out

  7. Then he’ll decide he wants to go play outside

  8. Once we are outside I will ask him what do you want to do?

  9. When he sees your oak tree he will want to play hide ‘n seek

  10. But when he’s climbing the tree he will see a stranded cat. It will remind him of his cat Mr. Whiskers

  11. So he will try to rescue the cat

  12. But the cat recognizes Chuck Norris and runs away

  13. And Chuck Norris will chase after the cat

  14. And the cat knows he won’t be able to get away so he gives up

  15. After the chase Chuck Norris walks back to my house with his new cat Mr Whiskers the 2Nd

  16. Ironically Chuck Norris became exhausted from chasing the cat so he’ll ask me for a drink

  17. And with that drink he’ll want a…

  18. Cookie!

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