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Psychiatrist Observations - names joke -

Psychiatrist Observations - names joke -. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children . " You all have obsessions ," he observed . To the first mother he said , " You are obsessed with eating .

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Psychiatrist Observations - names joke -

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  1. Psychiatrist Observations-namesjoke- A psychiatrist was conducting a grouptherapysession with fouryoungmothers and their small children. "Youallhaveobsessions," he observed. To the firstmother he said, "Youareobsessed with eating. YouevennamedyourdaughterCandy.” He turned to the secondmom. "Yourobsessionismoney. Again, itmanifestsitself in yourchild'sname, Penny.” He turned to the third mom. "Yourobsessionisalcohol and yourchild'snameis Brandy.” At this point, the fourthmothergotup, tookherlittle boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home.” 

  2. When People SayThingsTheyDon'tMean... Most of the time, I try to speakonlywhen I havesomething to say, and when I meanwhat I say. Sure, I'm not immune to a whitelieortwo, here and there, and I wouldchoose to omitsomethingif I don'tthinkit'snecessary to revealmyself. However, I generallydon'ttry to misleadormisguideothers, ormisrepresentmyselfor be "fake." I'mpretty much "whatyouseeiswhatyouget" and attimes I evenwear my emotions on my sleeves a bit too much.Sowhat I don'tunderstandiswhysomepeoplechoose to not be truthful. "I'dlike to be friends" or "I'llcallyou." Theynevermeantit. Or friendswhowon't return callsor email, and thentheysay "oh, I was verybusy" when I knowtheyactuallyweren't. It'sveryfrustrating for me to trust peoplesometimesbecause I don'tknowwhatis real and whatis not. I've met enoughpeoplewho "faked" me out that I becameaware of trying to protectmyself from potentialdisappointment and hurt. Granted, I know I canappear to be aloofordistant and maybeotherpeoplethinkI'mfakingthem out, too. The realityis, I'malwaysverysincere, and if I don'tlikesomeone, he orshewillknow. I don'tpretend to be friendly to anyone, and I don'tmakeanypromise I don'tintend to keep. And if I can't do something, I willletthemknow.I wishpeoplewould be less inclined to "try to be nice." Let's be frank, shall we? Don'tworryabouthurting my feelings. It'smorehumanethatway, most of the time.

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