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Episode 20: The Alternate Johnny, part 2

A Day in the Life of A White Mage. Episode 20: The Alternate Johnny, part 2. Training. Narrator: When we last left our heroes, they had just viewed the alternate Johnny for the first time. Narrator: Now, let’s see what is going on….

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Episode 20: The Alternate Johnny, part 2

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  1. A Day in the Life of A White Mage Episode 20: The Alternate Johnny, part 2 Training

  2. Narrator: When we last left our heroes, they had just viewed the alternate Johnny for the first time. Narrator: Now, let’s see what is going on…

  3. Hero-Johnny: Well, it appears that an interdimensional vortex on a frequency of 1.21 jig-o-watts appeared and managed to drag me through the multi-verse barrier. Kaoz: Wow, that actually made some sort of sense to me. Blackdevildog: There’s a smart Johnny for once. Johnny: Hey, I was smart in that one scene that was cut. Stenir: Yeah, well, that doesn’t count. Johnny: But the viewers saw it. Stenir: Only because the guy writing the scripts got hit by a car and was hospitalized for a couple of weeks. Blackdevildog: … Wrong show, idiot. Stenir: OH yeah! Sorry, that was for World of Warcraft: The Television Series. Johnny: Can you buy me a clock, Hero-me? Blackdevildog: Dumass. Stenir: Nevermind that. Stenir: The guy writing the scripts got so bored that he decided just to throw a bunch of scenes together for the heck of it. Kaoz: Well, it wasted an episode, so whatever. At least we still got paid for it. Stenir: Those of us who were in it, sure. Kaoz: Screw you, I have to work overtime to afford equipment. Your arse can just take my old helmet and use it as a piece of body armor. Stenir: I was born this way. Kaoz: Excuses. Hero-Johnny: Wow, this world sucks major Goblin balls. Kaoz: So, what’s your world like? Johnny: Yeah, what he said. Hero-Johnny: Well, the world I live in is different from yours, obviously. Hero-Johnny: There’s quite a large number of beastmen running around the world. Hero-Johnny: In fact, we lost the Crystal War due to an overwhelming number of monsters. Blackdevildog: Yeah, just like the war in Iraq… Stenir: Um…Black? Blackdevildog: Yeah? Stenir: Rule number one of the show is to stay somewhat in-game as far as references, not use the show as a political attack mechanism for a side even the writer doesn’t believe. Blackdevildog: Don’t make me call a GM on you. Stenir: Don’t, please. We’ll be here for three weeks waiting for a response. Blackdevildog: Can’t anyways, I left my phone in the car. Hero-Johnny: Wow, stupidity rules here. Kaoz: Yeah, unfortunately. Johnny: Yes? Hero-Johnny: So, maybe I should train the other me to be better? Hero-Johnny: … You’re right, this is probably hopeless. Kaoz: Coulda warned you sooner, but it’s fairly obvious. Hero-Johnny: Yeah, no kidding. Well, let’s get some training done. What level are you, anyways? Johnny: What level am I? Dunno. Kaoz: You’re 12, idiot. Hero-Johnny: Only level 12? Holy crap, what have you been doing all this time? Johnny: How long has it been since I started playing? I need a clock. Hero-Johnny: Oh my god… Kaoz: There’s the difference. In this world, we won the Crystal War, but only because of somebody in Jeuno who probably started the whole mess. Johnny: Cool! I get a train! Hero-Johnny: Uh…no…

  4. TRAINING

  5. Johnny: And now for some music. (intro to “Eye of the Tiger”) Johnny: Duh….duh duh Duh….duh duh Duh…duh duh Duh…. Hero-Johnny: Shutup, you idiot. Johnny: Jerk. Johnny: ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Hero-Johnny: Oh crap…

  6. After three months of Training...

  7. Hero-Johnny: And I present to you, the newly level 28 White Mage… Hero-Johnny: WITH a subjob of Black Mage… Hero-Johnny: Which by the way is maxed out at 75… Kaoz: How on earth did that happen? Hero-Johnny: Johnny thinks he did it. Truth is, I paid a GM to play his character while he was out of town for a month. Kaoz: Ah! Blackdevildog: Nice touch. Stenir: No kidding. Hero-Johnny: Ladies…wait…there are none… Hero-Johnny: Gentlemen, I present to you, the new and improved Johnny… Kaoz: Um…he looks just like you… Stenir: Two look-a-like Johnnys? We’re screwed. Blackdevildog: Unfortunately… Hero-Johnny: Blah blah blah. At least I got it all done! He’s trained, now I’m heading home. Johnny: Home home home home home… Johnny: Spam cure, Spam cure, Spam Cure… Koaz: We are SO gonna die…

  8. How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood? Will the nightmare ever end? Is there any justice in the world? Will there actually be a Season Two? How much time do you really think it takes to make an episode? FIND OUT, THE SEASON ONE FINALE IS NEXT: THE ALTERNATE JOHNNY, PART THREE!

  9. END?

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