Oh, Mg! What do I do with these valence electrons?

1. Oh, Mg! What do I do with these valence electrons? A Play in One Act

2. Mg: Mg: Mg: Dude, these two valence electrons are, like, totally bumming me out! Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

3. Mg: Mg: Mg: I hear you, Brah! It’s, like, so hard to hold onto them by myself . . . Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

4. Mg: Mg: Mg: Brosephs, I just had this totally radical idea! Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

5. Mg: Mg: Mg: Like what? Should we get some more pizza? Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

6. Mg: Mg: Mg: Nah, dog. What if we all put our valence electrons in a big pool. Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

7. Mg: Mg: Mg: Sweeterific! Then we could all, like, go swimming! Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

8. Mg: Mg: Mg: Bro, you’re missing the point! Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

9. Mg: Mg: Mg: If they’re all together in a big pool, we can, like, all keep an eye on them. Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

10. Mg: Mg: Mg: I feel you, brah! Then, like, they can just roam free. Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

11. Mg: Mg: Mg: And we can all just, like, chillax. Gnarly! Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

12. Mg: Mg: Mg: Can we still get some pizza, too? Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

13. Mg: Mg: Mg: Dude, we’re just, like, atoms. We don’t eat. Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

14. Mg: Mg: Mg: Bummer, bro! Ok, let’s just try the sharing thing . . . Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg: Mg:

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