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Diary of an Alligator. By, Garth. 10-31-13. It’s Halloween!I asked, “Can I please go Trick or Treating this year?” My dad said, “That is fine.” My mom and dad were worried that people would get scared of my jaws. 11-2-13.
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Diary of an Alligator By, Garth
10-31-13 It’s Halloween!I asked, “Can I please go Trick or Treating this year?” My dad said, “That is fine.” My mom and dad were worried that people would get scared of my jaws.
11-2-13 I’m two!My mother has to leave, but luckily I don’t have to do chores any more.
11-11-13 I’m two feet long and I’m two years old. “That’s long for a two year old,” said Dad.
11-20-13 “It’s time to eat a lot!”said Dad. So we ate a lot.We all became very lazy. Dad said, “Get me a pie!” I said, “NO!”
11-23-13 Today I was playing on the playground with my friend worm. We were playing tag. I slid down a mud bank. I said to worm ,“You know I can slide down mud banks.” Worm said, “Oh! I forgot.”
12-5-13 Today I was wrestling Worm I beat him. I said, “You know that I have 100 lbs of pressure on you.” “Get off!” said Worm.
12-12-13 Today I weighed myself. I weighed 600 pounds. I weighed more than my dad. Dad said, “Show off!”
12-17-13 Today I measured myself and I was three feet longer than my dad. Dad said, “How many times do I have to say - show off!?”
12-24-13 Today is Christmas Eve!I have a baby brother.My Baby brother said, “Yea-oak! Yea-oak! Yea-oak!”
12-25-13 Today is Christmas!I have to stalk my prey. “Remember to keep your nose and eyes up kid.” I said, “Yes, Dad.”