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2003 University Landscapers Managers Association

2003 University Landscapers Managers Association. January 21 - 23 FREDERICKSBURG, TX. Unsolicited advertisement. “Is this thing electric?”. The beginning of a romance?. “Well, my broker says…”. “Shouldn’t we pluck those chicken first?”.

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2003 University Landscapers Managers Association

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  1. 2003 University Landscapers Managers Association January 21 - 23 FREDERICKSBURG, TX

  2. Unsolicited advertisement

  3. “Is this thing electric?”

  4. The beginning of a romance?

  5. “Well, my broker says…”

  6. “Shouldn’t we pluck those chicken first?”

  7. “I told them we should’ve plucked those chickens first”

  8. Student orientation: hand-cuffed to a chair during Happy Hour.

  9. “And the mushroom looked like WHAT!!?

  10. Leo, what is 6” long, has 10 legs, and is banded yellow and black?

  11. “I’m not sure, but I’m numb from the neck down”

  12. “Well, when I was a kid…”

  13. “Psst, don’t tell them I’m a student until after Happy Hour”

  14. It’s just carrot juice, Mom!

  15. Thanks Lois & Joyce

  16. “Damn Feathers!”

  17. Fajitas-R-Us

  18. Brian Ashorn, a leader of men

  19. “Yeah, saved us some money: got these gloves from my proctologist before we left town”

  20. “I’m sorry, I don’t care if I do need to set an example; I’m not eating those fajitas”

  21. “I’ll just delete these photos; Mike will never miss them”

  22. Where’s the tree?

  23. “I can’t believe that @%*#^~ deleted those photos”

  24. We’re lost. Is this the ULMA Conference?

  25. “Hey Guys, has anybody seen something yellow and black , about 6” long with 10 legs?” I’ve got to get it back to the lab”

  26. Ladies and Gentleman, Sean Castillo & the Hubcaps

  27. These guys are really good. All they need is to talk to my tailor”

  28. “If you’re gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a tuba in the band” - Franz, The Sauerkrauts -

  29. A possible career after retirement?

  30. “I feel a back injury coming on.”

  31. “Is this thing on?”

  32. Jo Mascorro a.k.a. The Screaming Almond Mama “I said, get those hands up”

  33. “and I told the TCEQ that I’d water whenever I %#@ well pleased”

  34. “And the McDonalds menu of the day is ...”

  35. Be careful who you talk to, Ladies

  36. “Is this the Banditos Wednesday Morning Poetry Reading?”

  37. Pay attention up front, Janell!

  38. Aren’t you glad you use Dial?

  39. “O.K. ! So I used Irish Spring. What’s the difference?”

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