1 / 10

Potato party

Potato party. A play written and directed by Rebecca, Major, played by various inanimate objects. P9.1 Hio! Welcome to the party! Here are some name stickers for you! P1 Name stickers? P9.1 Yes. Good for identification P2 I don’t need I.D! I look nothing like the others!

odell
Download Presentation

Potato party

An Image/Link below is provided (as is) to download presentation Download Policy: Content on the Website is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use and may not be sold / licensed / shared on other websites without getting consent from its author. Content is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use only. Download presentation by click this link. While downloading, if for some reason you are not able to download a presentation, the publisher may have deleted the file from their server. During download, if you can't get a presentation, the file might be deleted by the publisher.

E N D

Presentation Transcript

  1. Potato party A play written and directed by Rebecca, Major, played by various inanimate objects

  2. P9.1 Hio! Welcome to the party! Here are some name stickers for you! P1 Name stickers? P9.1 Yes. Good for identification P2 I don’t need I.D! I look nothing like the others! P1 What are you on about? It was your idea! P2 No it wasn’t! P9.1 Now I’m confused… P1 I’m not P2 yes you are! P1 No she is isn’t P9.1 Wha?! Two things wrong with that. You’re not me, and… P2 Yes? P9.1 I’m not a female. P2 I see… P9.1 there are other people here to attend to… P2 Lets go, P1. P1 okay, I’ll wait here for you.

  3. P2 grrr… I have a knife in my hand and I’m not afraid to use it… P1 that’s a fork. P2 no, I meant my other hand. P1 are you planning to eat me? P2 hmm… yes. P1 I thought you were a vegetarian! P2 I’m a vegetable, not vegetarian. Get it right! P1 I think I’ll be going now… P3 hios! P1 where’d you come from? P3 I can’t… remember… P1 nice P2 I feel excluded… stop excluding me… P1 so who are you? P2 I’ve been with you the whole time! P1 no you haven’t P3 where am I… who are you people? P1 I’m not a person! P3 what are you? P1 same as you P2 I just realised something…

  4. P1&3 what? P2 I am a vegetarian… P1 yay! P2 you are a vegetable… P1 not so yay… P3 arrgh! I’m some sort of weird alien! P1 what is it with you? You’re a potato, I’m a potato, what’s the big deal? P3 I’m surrounded by aliens! P4 fire fire fire fire fire fire! Fire! I like fire! P1 where’d you come from? P4 I like fire! P3 well I like my girlfriend P5, what’s the big deal? P5 are you gay or something? P3 there you are sweetie! P5 are you gay? P3 I don’t remember… P5 I am male! P3 you’re a what? Arrghh! Aliens! P2 shut up! P1 don’t point your knife and fork at him! P3 aliens!

  5. P5 stop ignoring me! P4 me too! And if I don’t get what I want I’m going to start with the fire… Egg 2 fire? What is fire? Can you eat it? P2 if you’re not careful, I’ll eat you! Egg 2 eat? What is… ow!! Ooowww! P2 another problem solved Egg 2 I think I’m being digested P2 shut up! P5 that’s it, I’m going! P3 who are you? P5 *sob sob* no one ever pays attention to me. It’s like I don’t even exist! P2 exist? What is – hey, why did I say that? P1 I don’t know P3 hey, where’s the bathroom. I don’t… remember… P2 you’re making me vveerrry angry… P3 aiiiiiiieee!!!!!!! What is that standing in front of me? P2 what, me? Me? What is – P4 fire fire fire! P3 how long have you been here? P4 fire!

  6. P2 is that a match in your hand? P4 no, it’s a litre of gasoline. P2 I meant the other hand… P4 he he he… gasoline plus match equal biiigg fire! P1 I think it’s time for me to leave… P4 I haven’t even started yet! Wait for big fire!! P1 do I have to? P4 yes! Fire! Fire! Fire! P2 fire? What is… I’ll shut up now. P3 eek! Aliens! P4 where? Do they have fire? P3 yes! Eek! P6 hello! I’m P6, who are you? Nice weather, a little cloudy though. Do you like llama’s? I do. I collect carrots you know! P1 groan… P3 ALIENS! P6 aliens? I watched a movie about aliens. It was really scary. Almost as scary as the wizard of oz. P1 you’re being annoying… P6 is that a knife in your hand? P1 yes. And a fork. P6 eep. I’ll try to be more quiet. I can be quiet! Watch me. Starting now…

  7. P3 where am I? I think I forgot my medication… P2 well go take it! P3 huh? What? P2 *@%$! P1 that was uncalled for… P2 *@%$! P3 purple… eggs… P6 arrggh! I can’t take the *@%$en silence anymore! P1 stop *@%$en swearing! P2 you *@%$en stop! P4 fire! Gasoline on floor All don’t drop that match! P4 biiiiigggg fiiiireee!!! P3 heellp! One of the aliens is trying to fry me P4 fire fire! *cough* fire! P6 we’re all going to *@%$en diieee! P4 ffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!!!! P1 COUGH we’ve got to get COUGH out! P6 I’m too young to die! P2 COUGH never too young to start! P1 HELP MEEEEEE! Tyson hi I’m Tyson. P2 this isn’t a good time…

  8. Tyson do you have any food? P1 HEELLPP MEEEE! Tyson what? Arrrgghhh!! Fire! On my leg! On my body! ON MY *@%$EN BIT BEAST!!! P2 what’s a bit beast? Tyson my head!! Fire on my head!!! P2 head? What’s a – Kai shut the *@%$ up!!! P1 I’m confused, STOP *COUGH* CONFUSING ME!!! Kai I’m gonna go now… Tyson I think I’ll die now… vhdfifvhlhf P2 vhdfifvhlhf? What the *@%$ does that mean!!! P4 I’m burning *cough* yay!! P2 go burn yourself, I’m getting outta here! P4 I plan to… P1 look, a fire hydrant! All but P4 Yay!!! P4 no kill my fire!!! P3 what fire? Oh! P1 we’re saved!! P4 my fire! My beautiful fire! It’s gone!! P3 Yay – why did I just say that?

  9. P1 this was the worst party I’ve ever been to! P3 party? Never heard of it. What’s a party? P2 grr… The end!!

  10. Epilogue • P1 died • P6 was eaten • P5 disappeared • P3 died from unsuccessful brain surgery • Tyson died in a fire • P4 died in an unfortunate shmelting accident • Kai was eaten • P9.1 went to Africa and received a tapeworm that was 50 metres long and when it grew P9.1 blew into smithereens from the pressure. • P2 accidentally ate a match and a bottle of gasoline. No one knows what happened next

More Related