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The Rabbi and the Priest were eating together at a Chinese restaurant.

The Rabbi and the Priest were eating together at a Chinese restaurant. Priest: "Rabbi, when are you going to have the common sense to enjoy life and have some of this wonder-ful shrimp and lobster sauce with me?” Rabbi: “At your wedding.".

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The Rabbi and the Priest were eating together at a Chinese restaurant.

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  1. The Rabbi and the Priest were eating together at a Chinese restaurant. Priest: "Rabbi, when are you going to have the common sense to enjoy life and have some of this wonder-ful shrimp and lobster sauce with me?” Rabbi: “At your wedding."

  2. Steven Wright, he's the famously erudite (comic) scientist who once said: “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.“ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.

  3. So what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

  4. D’varimבדְּבָרִים (Deuteronomy) 7.26, 8.10 (from)’Ekev / Because עֵקֶב

  5. D’varim (Deuteronomy) 7.26a

  6. D’varim (Deuteronomy) 7.26b

  7. שֶׁקֶץsheh-kets (biblical) detested thing, abomination ; little devil, term of endearment for naughty child (used only in writing, pronounced as in Yiddish 'sheygetz') ; (literary) a non-Jewish boy שִׁקְצָה non-Jewish female shik-tsah

  8. D’varim (Deuteronomy) 8.10 יְיָ ADONI

  9. For life to flow, must be positive and negative electrons

  10. In order to love like G-d, you have to hate like G-d. Hate the things he hates. Thillim/Ps 5.4-6 For you are not a God who takes pleasure in wickedness; evil cannot remain with you. Those who brag cannot stand before your eyes, you hate all who do evil, you destroy those who tell lies, ADONI detests men of blood and deceivers. 

  11. Thillim/Ps 97.10 You who love ADONI, hate evil! He keeps his faithful servants safe. He rescues them from the power of the wicked.

  12. Mishlei/Prov 6.16-19 There are six things ADONI hates, seven which he detests: a haughty look, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that plots wicked schemes, feet swift in running to do evil, a false witness who lies with every breath, and him who sows strife among brothers.

  13. a haughty look  עֵינַיִם רָמוֹת lit.: eyes lifted up. boast in their accomplishments, knowledge, or status; trust in their own understanding, disregard any reproof or correction,

  14. a haughty look  עֵינַיִם רָמוֹת lit.: eyes lifted up. ignore God's word. think of themselves as though they were gods—violating the first commandment.

  15. Lauren Bacall, femme fatale of Hollywood

  16. Song 1.15 You are fair, my love! Behold, you are fair! You have dove's eyes.

  17. doves' eyes--large and beautiful in the doves of the Eastern Mediterranean. The prominent features of her beauty ( Mt 10:16 ) harmless as doves, gentleness, innocence, and constant love, emblem of the Ruakh/Spirit, who changes us to His own likeness

  18. לְשׁוֹן שָׁקֶר;tongue of falsehood Those who lie, stretch the truth, or equivocate with the intention of deceiving others all fit in this category. The Bible warns that all liars will have their part in the lake of fire. Satan, not God, is their father--he who is the father of lies.

  19. וְיָדַיִם שֹׁפְכוֹת דָּם-נָקִי hands that shed innocent blood

  20. Kay Wilson, Messianic Jewish Israeli survivor of knife attack in Jerusalem, speaking at the JCC, Aug. 14, 2014

  21. In addition to admitting to Luken's murder, members of the terror cell also confessed to the murder of Neta Sorek from earlier that year and said that they had perpetrated additional stabbing and shooting attacks. The men declared their goal of murdering Jews. The Palestinian cell were indicted for two murders, two attempted murders, a rape and a series of other violent crimes.

  22. לֵב--חֹרֵשׁ מַחְשְׁבוֹת אָוֶן; a heart that plots wicked schemes evil, wickedness, sexual potency What do you think about? Men: What do you look at? Ladies: What do you want men to look at? Eyes.

  23. רַגְלַיִם מְמַהֲרוֹת לָרוּץ לָרָעָה feet swift in running to do evil, וּמְשַׁלֵּחַ מְדָנִים בֵּין אַחִים and him who sows strife among brothers. Gossip is spreading negative information to those who are not part of the problem or the solution.

  24. nothing abhorrent, pornography, anger, anything less than joy: obsessiveness, addictions

  25. Dvarim/Dt. 8.10 And you shall eat and be satisfied And bless Adoni Elo-heh-kha In the Land that is so good. Which He has given to you.

  26. וְאָֽכַלְתָּ וְשֹבָעְתָּ וּבֵֽרַכְתָּ אֶת יְיָ אֱלֹהֶיךָ עַל הָאָרֶץ הַטֹּבָה אֲשֶׁר נָֽתַן לָֽךְ: V'akhal-ta v'sa-va-ta oo-veh-rakh-ta et Adoni E-lo-heh-kha Al ha-arets ha-tova a-sher na-ta-ta lakh.

  27. Dvarim/Dt. 8.10 And you shall eat and be satisfied And bless Adoni Elo-heh-kha In the Land that is so good. Which He has given to you.

  28. Ps 45  For the leader. Set to "Lilies." By the descendants of Korach.A maskil. A lovesong: My heart is stirred by a noble theme; I address my verses to the king; My tongue is the pen of an expert scribe. You are the most handsome of men; gracious speech flows from your lips. For God has blessed you forever. Warrior, strap your sword at your thigh; [gird on] your splendor and majesty.

  29. Daniel 7.13-14 "I kept watching the night visions, when I saw, coming with the clouds of heaven, someone like a son of man. He approached the Ancient One and was led into his presence. To him was given rulership, glory and a kingdom, so that all peoples, nations and languages should serve him. His rulership is an eternal rulership that will not pass away; and his kingdom is one that will never be destroyed.

  30. Boyarin, Jewish Gospels, p 33 Daniel’s vision of Messiah, son of man He is divine He is in human form He may very well be portrayed as a younger appearing divinity He will be enthroned on high He is given power on earth.

  31. Mtt 24 27For when the Son of Man does come, it will be like lightning that flashes out of the east and fills the sky to the western horizon.  30 "Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, all the tribes of the Land will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with tremendous power and glory. 

  32. Mtt 24.37 For the Son of Man's coming will be just as it was in the days of Noakh. 38-39 Back then, before the Flood, people went on eating and drinking, taking wives and becoming wives, right up till the day Noakh entered the ark; and they didn't know what was happening until the Flood came and swept them all away. It will be just like that when the Son of Man comes.

  33. Mtt 24.44 Therefore you too must always be ready, for the Son of Man will come when you are not expecting him.  Mtt 25.31-32 "When the Son of Man comes in his glory, accompanied by all the angels, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be assembled before him, and he will separate people one from another as a shepherd separates sheep from goats. 

  34. Life, human-ness is infused with romance and royalty with the Son of Man. All in our life is holy. We JOY in our Lover, Redeemer, King. Friendships Food Sexuality Possessions Wounds

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