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Amo’s Knowledge and funny sayings

Amo’s Knowledge and funny sayings. by? Well, amoria of course!. If I….

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Amo’s Knowledge and funny sayings

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  1. Amo’s Knowledge and funny sayings by? Well, amoria of course!

  2. If I… • If I was sitting in a cherry tree, while fishing in a Ocean that didn’t exist, and eating fish with a squirrel, in a nut tree that grew petunias and the squirrels offspring were puppies, then what was the exact date that the world was created?

  3. If You • If you and I were all at the bowling alley on the Colorado River in a tent in the middle of the wilderness in the middle of the world in the middle of the solar system in the middle of the milky way in the middle of the universe, and you woke up to see the starry night, and a crab jiggster jigging a jig for you, what does this mean?

  4. The Time Zones • If scientists are looking for a way to time travel, they are wasting their time. Their really is a way to teleport yourself in time, and millions of people do it every day. How? Plane travel of course! So really, everyone on the east coast is 2 hours in the future, and everyone on the west coast is 1 hour in the past. And if you want to go completely back a day, fly around the world. smart huh?

  5. Quotes • Winners never quit, quitters never win

  6. Why do people… • What I just can’t understand is why people act like they like someone when they clearly don’t. I mean, if you don’t like someone but you have to because they’re in your “posse” then don’t act like you do because when that person finds out, they will either be very hurt or very offended. Plus, what aggravates me most is how people see a person and be sweet, but as soon as the second person is out of hearing range, they turn around and criticize them. Grrr!

  7. “Superior Beings” • Another thing that is totally rediculous is how in middle school, girls all gather into one group and follow the queen bee or bees. That queen bee or bees is usually very mean and everyone is afraid to say, or they have very bad attitude problems. How do I know? I have my resources.

  8. Common Sense • Common sense is so uncommon in Middle School because girls will do anything to get attention or be laughed at. Plus, it’s ridiculous.

  9. Another Quote “If you find a stray dog, clean it, bathe it, and make it prosperous, it will not bite you. This is the difference between man and dog.”

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