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welcome!. 英语 go!go!go!. 下面的题目你会吗？. 智力测试（请说出答案和理由） He is born on February 17, 1963. He went to collage in 1981. People of ten call him "flying man". He is the best player in NBA. Many people like him. Who is he?. 一日三餐怎么说？（趣味智力题，用英语回答）. 开心 English. 英语笑话.
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下面的题目你会吗？ 智力测试（请说出答案和理由） He is born on February 17, 1963. He went to collage in 1981. People of ten call him "flying man". He is the best player in NBA. Many people like him. Who is he? 一日三餐怎么说？（趣味智力题，用英语回答）
英语笑话 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话 A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。
英语笑话 allybaby Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”
英语笑话 Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
英语笑话 Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
Nowadays, fashion has become the hot topic among people, especially young people.However, too much expenditure on fashion is good or not at all? Maybe, the answer is obivious. People are born with a sense of beauty.It is nature of human being,which can be understood. But we shold make ourselves beauty moderately instead of too much expenditure. The reason is as follows.First, we can't form this concious that fashion is everything.Seeking fashion with our purpose will take up your mind,especially for young girls. They will lost their heart on study and think what they should be all day long. Second,as for the poor family, seeking fashion is a luxurious thing.If they always see beatiful clothes are on other's bodies. They will be too eager to get money, which maybe cause society unstable. To sum up, I think too much expenditure on fashion is bad for both you and me. I don"t mean fashion is not bad. But I think if everyone can control them in a moderate way.everything can be widely accept.
As is known to all, China is popular for its emperor of bicycles. This is because our country is still a developing country and few people can afford private cars. The demand for a means of transport is met by making millions of bicycles available. Riding a bicycle has a lot of advantages over driving a car. First, it is a physical exercise to ride a bicycle. In contrast, sitting in the car, one tends to gain weight. Besides, it is nmch more economical to ride a bike than drive a car. On the one hand,the only fee a bike-rider has to pay is the annual tax. However, the annual fees for a car are costly. On the other hand, a bike needn't be equipped with a parking lot, but a car must. Most important of all, it is beneficial to the environment to ride a bicycle because the bike doesn't consume petrol; it is a pollution-free transport. In contrast, the exhaust released by the car is harmful to the environment. Since China is a developing country with a large population, bicycles will still be the most popular means of transport in China for quite a long time. Most people will still ride bicycles to go to work or to school. The emperor country of bicycles will remain for at least dozens of years.
智者为王 不要说，我一定行。
一、请用正确动词形式填空。1. I _________ (have) an exciting party last weekend.2. _________ she _________(play) her guitar yesterday? No, she _________.3. What ________ Tom ________ (do) on Saturday evening?He ________(watch) TV and __________(read) an interesting book.4. They all _________(go) to the mountains yesterday morning.5. She _________(not visit) her aunt last weekend.She ________ (stay) at home and _________(do) some cleaning.6. When ________ you _________(write) this song? I __________(write) it last year.7. My friend, Carol, ________(study) for the math test and ________(read) English last night.8. ________ Mr. Li __________(do) the project on Monday morning? Yes, he _________.9. How _________(be) Jim's weekend? It _________(be not) bad.10. ________ (be) your mother a sales assistant last year? No. she __________.
