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If you think life is bad . How would you like to be an egg?. You only get laid once . . You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft . You share your box with 11 other guys.
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But worst of all..the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, oops....I mean a good day!!!!!