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Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my desk

Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my . Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my desk. desk/top pot plants thrive in her new corner . desk/top pot plants thrive in her new corner office . office/ politics destroys many a work ethic. office/ politics destroys many a work .

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Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my desk

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  1. Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my desk

  2. desk/top pot plants thrive in her new corner desk/top pot plants thrive in her new corner office

  3. office/ politics destroys many a work ethic office/ politics destroys many a work

  4. ethic/ally I find the planting of trees with fermentable fruit in public places to be objectionable for the sake of alcohol-poisoned birds ethic/ally I find the planting of trees with fermentable fruit in public places to be objectionable for the sake of alcohol-poisoned

  5. birds/ of a feather flock birds/ of a feather flock together

  6. together/ together to gather together/ together

  7. to gather/ one ounce of rose essential oil requires 60 000 fresh to gather/ one ounce of rose essential oil requires 60 000 fresh roses

  8. roses/ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet………. and so are roses/ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet………. and so are you

  9. You/tube is a hugely popular video-sharing platform. Other notable examples include Dailymotion, Flickr, Photobucket, Vimeo and You/tube is a hugely popular video-sharing platform. Other notable examples include Dailymotion, Flickr, Photobucket, Vimeo and more

  10. more/ than 15 000 works are held within the collection of the Auckland Art Gallery Toi o more/ than 15 000 works are held within the collection of the Auckland Art Gallery Toio Tama-

  11. Tama/gotchi is a virtual digital pet. It was Tama/gotchi is a virtual digital pet. It was first-

  12. first/-come-first-serve particularly applies to parking you fucking moron you parking thief you-you-oooh! YOU RUINED MY MORNING. The ferocity of my ire invites me to ponder whether I have repressed anger issues The ferocity of my ire invites me to ponder whether I have repressed anger

  13. ‘issues’/ rhymes with ‘tissues’, which can either refer to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers or an ensemble ‘issues’/ rhymes with ‘tissues’, which can either refer to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers or

  14. an ensemble/ of jazz musicians played at his mother’s funeral an ensemble/ of jazz musicians played at his mother’s

  15. funeral/ home directors earn on average approximately 56 000 NZD per annum and have a good employment outlook funeral/ home directors earn on average approximately 56 000 NZD per annum and have a good employment

  16. Outlook/ Express ate my Outlook/ Express ate my mail

  17. “male/ escorts” generated eight million, seven hundred and twenty thousand results on Google in 0.18 “male/ escorts” generated eight million, seven hundred and twenty thousand results on Google in 0.18 seconds

  18. seconds/, samples and defective items of clothing test her commitment to frugality: sometimes a good thing can be taken too seconds/, samples and defective items of clothing test her commitment to frugality: sometimes a good thing can be taken too far

  19. far/, a long long way to run. Sew, a needle pulling far/, a long long way to run. Sew, a needle pulling thread-

  20. thread/ed through the holes in the fence were bundles and bundles and bundles of colourful plastic thread/ed through the holes in the fence were bundles and bundles and bundles of colourful plastic leis

  21. laze/ is a verb, which is entirely laze/ is a verb, which is entirely iron-

  22. K I S SI N G K I S SI N Nic/k and Sally up a tree,

  23. G/-spot amplification is a plastic surgery procedure some women under G/-spot amplification is a plastic surgery procedure some women undergo

  24. go/, went, go/, went, gone

  25. Gone/ fishing for compliments. Be back when I catch myself a Gone/ fishing for compliments. Be back when I catch myself a man

  26. man/atees spend half their time sleeping. She wishes she could too. She hasn’t slept man/atees spend half their time sleeping. She wishes she could too. She hasn’t slept through

  27. through/ the rainclouds wefell through/ the rainclouds

  28. we fell/ out of the present and suffocated with fright we fell/ out of the present and suffocated with

  29. fright/enedpufferfish are much more magnificent: what does this say about this horribly invasive happiness-first positivism question fright/enedpufferfish are much more magnificent: what does this say about this horribly invasive happiness-first positivism question mark

  30. “Mark/ my words young lady’ began her “Mark/ my words young lady’ began her father

  31. Father/ Christmas bellows HO-HO- Father/ Christmas bellows HO-HO-HO-

  32. Reihana, Lisa. Gao. Xinjiang. Ho/tere, Ralph. Spot the odd one Spot the odd one out

  33. out/ of the fire and into the out/ of the fire and into the pan

  34. pan/opticon (insert fact about power and ) pan/opticon (insert fact about power and control

  35. CONTROL/ YOUR URGE TO EAT THE ! CONTROL/ YOUR URGE TO EAT THE WORLD

  36. WORLD/, beloved by hipsters, once put out a collection titled ‘Housework Makes ’ WORLD/, beloved by hipsters, once put out a collection titled ‘Housework Makes You Ugly

  37. You ugly/, eh, hey! You ugly! U. G. L. Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly, eh, ! You ugly/, eh, hey! You ugly! U. G. L. Y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly, eh, hey

  38. Hey/, could you please hold my hand through these snippets of other people’s lives Hey/, could you please hold my hand through these snippets of ?

  39. other people’s lives/ fascinate the public unnecessarily, especially famous other people’s lives/ fascinate the public unnecessarily, especially famous people

  40. People/ magazine is a mythmaking machine at its People/ magazine is a mythmaking machine at its best

  41. best/men in dark suits eye up bridesmaids in tulle dresses of gold of silver of of bronze

  42. bronze/d beach hunks parade up and down the sandy bronze/d beach hunks parade up and down the -

  43. Sandy/ Olsson is the female lead of Sandy/ Olsson is the female lead ofGrease

  44. grease/ & lard & butter & milk & grease/ & lard & butter & milk & honey

  45. Honey/, could you please pick me up? I missed my bus because I missed my other bus because of the crying Honey/, could you please pick me up? I missed my bus because I missed my other bus because of the crying boy

  46. boy/ that was a long - boy/ that was a long first

  47. first/ date rule number 13: if fucking in another man’s bed, leave no pubic first/ date rule number 13: if fucking in another man’s bed, leave no pubic hair

  48. hair/ of dog, blood of bat eye of newt eye of -

  49. Newt/onian physics changed the way he felt about Newt/onian physics changed the way he felt about her

  50. Her/r Hitler gave birth to a healthy baby boy Adolf on the 20th of April, 1889. 9 million people share this birthday, according to Libra Oddspots #3 (I have problems with this trivialisation of female knowledge 9 million people share this birthday, according to Libra Oddspots #3 (I have problems with this trivialisation of female ).

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