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How to Make the Media Persons Be Loving You When Talking New Orphan Policy

How to Make the Media Persons Be Loving You When Talking New Orphan Policy. A Training by the Ministry of People Loving. Step 1: Make Sure Reporter Understand. The new law is focusing primarily on depriving orphans of home.

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How to Make the Media Persons Be Loving You When Talking New Orphan Policy

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  1. How to Make the Media Persons Be Loving You When Talking New Orphan Policy A Training by the Ministry of People Loving

  2. Step 1: Make Sure Reporter Understand • The new law is focusing primarily on depriving orphans of home. • The media peoples do not loves an orphans. They will respond happily to our plan once they understand.

  3. Step 2: Be Stressing That Adoption is Bad Thing When Foreigners Does It • Some helpful statistics: 98% of American parents allow children to listen to Justin Bieber, an impoverished pervert gangster farmer. • 99% of Russian orphans who go to United States eat borscht less than five times a week.

  4. Step 3: Stress How Not Sad It Is When Orphans Have No Family • Good talking at points: • Children with no home no tragedy. They get in way of housework! • Take a chilling pill, man! Is just childrens we talking about. They small! • Have no cow! For children, better they loyal to Motherland than better off.

  5. Step 4: Point out unjust American law • America recently make it impossible to travel to US if Russian citizen is being accused of violating human rights. As if be! • Eye for an eye: if they restrict travel of our human rights violators, we will take parents from orphans!

  6. In Conclusions • Truth is strong friend. Truth be that orphans does not want foreign parents. • America has starting this fight by restricting rights of human rights violators. • Is no big deal! Let us not be making thunderstorm in a teacup over small children beings!

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