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How to tell if someone is a. Werewolf. 1. The Unibrow. This is a sure fire way to tell. Look out for those who shave the middle part. 2. Fur on the inside of their skin.
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How to tell if someone is a Werewolf
1. The Unibrow • This is a sure fire way to tell. Look out for those who shave the middle part.
2. Fur on the inside of their skin • A bit harder to tell. A Romanplatoon suspected one of their own as a werewolf and used this technique to discover the truth. After they ripped his skin off and found no fur, well, he was forgiven.
3. Forget the whole moon thing • That was added in movies. True werewolves do not have to wait for the moon.
4. The ring finger • Is longer than the middle finger.
5. Excessive thirst • Maybe coming for the idea that dogs and wolves pant because they are always thirsty.
6. Obsession with walking through graveyards • I bet Edgar Allen Poe was one. He even proposed to a woman in the graveyard.
7. Foul Smell • Werewolves have extra sweat glands. Be alert for a smell of hay and horse manure.
8. Check the Pee-Pee • 8. Check the pee pee - yep, werewolves have urine that is a deep purple.
9. The Mark of the Werewolf • The dead give away. If someone has a pentagon on their palm, break out the silver weapons IMMEDIATELY!
10. Shoot him/her with a silver bullet • If he/she dies, probably a werewolf.