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Gimme Outbreak

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Gimme Outbreak

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  1. We like outbreaks and we cannot lieYou officers can’t denyThat when a call comes in from any given place you get a big smile on your face.We get ready, write our epi-1Cause now we’re gonna have some funDeep into the morning We’re hooked and we can’t stop workingOh Mae Lee, we wanna get paidSo announce that epi-aid.My colleagues tried to warn me But that outbreak makes, me so hornyOoh, foodborne loves to comeWhen you say you’ve got the runsSo call us, call us,Even if it’s norovirusCasey will scream “yes”,To hell with TMSShe’s sweat, a vetGonna ride the CDC jetWe’re tired of our colleagues Sayin a cohort is the thingAsk an average officer if that’s a mistakeWe want the big outbreak So, Aaron! (Yeah!) Derek (Yeah)!You need an epi curve? (Hell yeah!)Well, plot it! Plot it!Plot that epi curve!Gimme outbreak!

  2. Gimme Outbreak

  3. We like our outbreaks bigLike PIN from a pigWe just can’t help ourselves from acting like an animal We want a scandalWe wanna get it publishedin ugh, JAMA, ugh, ughWe ain’t talkin about chronicCause top journals don’t print that shitWe want a real life mysteryLike cough syrup and DEGA significant p.For a publication in AJE.So I’m lookin for a fourth controlWilling to interview and enrollYou can have it easyI’ll stick with statistical efficiencya word to you epi sistas, we wanna sit withya, and analyze it withya,it's gonna be great when we run SAS til the break of dawn,And the exposure’s goneA lot of folks now won’t get sickCause we’ve stopped the epidemicAnd we’ve come to save the dayCuz we’re a lean and meanOutbreak investigation machineSo, ladies! (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)Wanna find another case? (Hell Yeah)Then write it. Define it.Person. Time. And Place.Gimme outbreak. Gimme outbreak.You know, Danielle… when it comes to outbreaks, Location ain't got nothin' to do with my participation. Florida? Canada? Malawi? Ha ha, as long as it’s CAL 3.

  4. So your colleague goes to Rwanda to fight obesity with Jane Fonda But Rwanda aint ebola like in UgandaMy Epi-Info just won’t runWithout an outbreak, son.You can call Doug H or LisaAnd beg em for that big outbreakSo states, if the outbreak’s goodAnd you need someone from the Clifton hoodCall 1-800-CDC-INFOAnd ask for an EISOGimme outbreak

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