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Rumor. News that travels at the speed of sound. DICTIONARY. The only place where divorce comes before marriage. COLLEGE. A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. ECSTASY.

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Rumor

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  1. Rumor News that travels at the speed of sound.

  2. DICTIONARY • The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

  3. COLLEGE • A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

  4. ECSTASY • A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

  5. OFFICE • A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

  6. YAWN • The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

  7. ETC…. • A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

  8. COMMITTEE • Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

  9. CLASSIC • A book which people praise, but do not read.

  10. MARRIAGE • It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

  11. WORRY • Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

  12. EXPERIENCE • The name men give to their mistakes.

  13. TEARS • The hydr -aulic force by which masc-uline power is defeated by feminine power.

  14. ATOM BOMB • An invention to end all inventions.

  15. PHILOSOPHER • A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

  16. DIPLOMAT • A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

  17. OPTIMIST • A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

  18. PESSIMIST • A person who says that O is the last letter inZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

  19. MISER • A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

  20. CRIMINAL • A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

  21. BOSS • Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

  22. POLITICIAN • One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

  23. DOCTOR • A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

  24. EMPLOYEE • A person who is paid for reading this .

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