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Seven Levels of Bumper Stickers. A fun rendition of the Richard Barrett’s Seven Levels Model by Phil Clothier. Level 1 - Survival. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off !!.
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Seven Levels of Bumper Stickers A fun rendition of the Richard Barrett’s Seven Levels Model by Phil Clothier
Level 1 - Survival Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off !! I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left $$$ ... Money doesn't buy happiness, But it sure as hell comes close ... $$$
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again? Level 2 - Relationships I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so
Level 3 – Self Esteem I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead I'm out of bed, what more do you want? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful
My road to success is under construction Level 4 – Continuous learning Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!! Oh, no, not another learning experience
Level 4 – Mental Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas! It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. I had a handle on life but I broke it
Meaning and purpose - Maybe the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about Level 5 – Internal Cohesion Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy Nonconformists are all alike
If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat? Level 6 – Making a Difference • Earth first! We'll strip mine other planets later!
Level 7 - Service My Karma just ran over your Dogma Jesus is coming, look busy! • The next • time • you think you're • perfect, try walking • on water. In the begining there was nothing, then God said, "Let there be light"... and there was still nothing, but you could see it.