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Mr. Bringold’s Class. Listen to these tips, but don’t take notes, or should you?. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. This is the only needed rule, if you don’t do this one you may as well write 5, over and over again. No Stalkie.
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Mr. Bringold’s Class Listen to these tips, but don’t take notes, or should you?
R-E-S-P-E-C-T • This is the only needed rule, if you don’t do this one you may as well write 5, over and over again.
No Stalkie • Please, and I will have to repeat this throughout the year…don’t get out of your chair to follow me around, it gives me the heebie jeebies.
Lost Homework • I haven’t lost a piece of homework during my million years of teaching, and I don’t plan on doing it now. Keep your returned papers until you know I put them in the gradebook. If you threw them out and have no proof I handed it back to you, it is not my fault.
Responsibility • It is not anyone’s responsibility but yours to remember your homework, writing utensils, etc. If you forget something, own up to it and take the consequence. • Your dog did not eat your homework, this has only happened once or twice…stop feeding paper to your dog, there is no nutritional value. • Everyone has an excuse, but it takes a real guts to tell the truth.
One More Responsibility Note • If you leave your bookbag in the garage on the floor and your book gets nasty and moldy it is your fault, not the garages. • Just some food for thought.
Put Your Hands in the Air • Please do not bring Star Wars action figures (or any toys to class unless otherwise specified) and play with them during class. • Don’t draw guns, fighting, blood, etc. in class, if it is not school appropriate, it shouldn’t be in class.
I Have to Go to the Little Boys Room • If you decided you need to use the restroom, use it between classes, transition classes, from Mrs. Briggs to my room or vice versa. You may also you a hall pass, if you are out then you may not go, so please don’t ask. • There are rare occurrences when you may be able to like vomitting or well use your imagination.
Lunch Detentions and After School Detentions • If you earn five lunch detentions in one quarter you will have an after school detention. • If you miss the after school detention you will be put on a step. • At the second step you will begin in-school suspensions. • Don’t do detentions!
When is a Paper Late? • The homework should be ready to turn in at the beginning of the date it is due, not 3:00 of that day. Typically at the beginning of class is when assignments are due, so please take note of this rule. • A late paper is up for 30% deductions, I don’t always do this, but I try to frequently. If a paper is worth 100 points and you turn it in late, you can get 70 points, that is a lot better than 0 points. Think about it.
Respect • Did I already put this one down, oh that is right, it’s because it is really important.
Class Things • Power Point quirks. If you find something on the power point that is misspelled or missing punctuation, good for you. I know all of you are very smart, so please change it in your notes, and if it is very important let me know. If it is a missed period or missed capital letter you may tell the technology professor in your designated class and they may change the error. If you don’t bring it to my attention I will not feel so bad when I go home at night.
Did Somebody say Steak? • You may bring in water to the classroom, nothing else in liquid form, or solid that turns into liquid form. If someone spills water I will consider not allowing water in class. • You may bring in most foods, but none that will distract other students. If I think it is distracting than I will let you know. • Bring me food to, I like food • The last statement is not a requirement just a suggestion.
What Else Should I Know? • The better behaved, as a class, you are, the more fun stuff we can do as a class. • The worse behaved you are, the less study time and less fun we will have in class. • Don’t pick your nose. • Keep your hands to yourself. • Don’t touch anything on my desk, or in my room that isn’t yours unless you are instructed to do so. (No touchie rule)
Priorities • God • Family • Academics (This includes, music, art, and school related extra curriculars) • Athletics • Extra Curriculars like video games
Hey, Hey, Hey, Mr. Bringold • Don’t blurt, it’s annoying. • Here is a step-by-step process of how to get ahold of Mr. Bringold. • Step 1- Think of something before raising hand. • Step 2- Raise Hand. • Step 3- Wait for Mr. Bringold to call on you. • Step 4- Ask good question, or state relevant comment. • Step 5- If Mr. Bringold begins ignoring you, it isn’t you, it’s him. Give him a break, 20ish of you 1 of him. • Step 6- Take a deep breath and think about the hard work you’ve done, you deserve a self pat on the back.
Whaaaaa-Clop • Don’t lean in chair. • Eli in the Bible was sitting on a chair, hear the Ark of the Covenant had up and gone, fell off chair and died (1 Samuel 4:18) • Let’s not let this happen to you. • If you rock on your chair you will write 5. • It is awesome not to rock on your chair, all the cool kids are doing it.
Better Left Unsaid • Don’t say any bad words. • Don’t say the other word for stink. • Don’t say the other word for detest. • Don’t say anything derogatory to anybody ever, especially in this room. • Don’t burp, or well, you know, write 5, at this age you are capable of controlling these bodily functions, so do it.
YOGOWYPI • Easy acronym, learn it and live by it.