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The Physics of Santa Claus

The Physics of Santa Claus. Some of my thoughts on the existence of Santa…. There are 2 billion children in the world But Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children don’t celebrate Christmas So that leaves 15% of the total (378,000,000 kids) to deliver to. The average household has 3.5 kids

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The Physics of Santa Claus

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  1. The Physics of Santa Claus Some of my thoughts on the existence of Santa…

  2. There are 2 billion children in the world • But Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children don’t celebrate Christmas • So that leaves 15% of the total (378,000,000 kids) to deliver to.

  3. The average household has 3.5 kids • So Santa has to visit just 91.8 million homes every Christmas Eve • (assuming there is at least one good child per household)

  4. Because of Time zones • (and sunset and sundown) • Santa actually has 31 hours to do his work • For 91.8 million homes – this leaves him 822.6 homes per second

  5. This leaves him 1/1000th of a second to • Park • Go down chimney • Deliver presents • Fill stockings • Eat cookies and milk • Go up chimney • Get back on sleigh

  6. Calculating the average distance of a home – • Santa would have to travel 650 miles per second from house to house • 3000 times the speed of sound • Ever heard of a sonic boom?

  7. For comparison, the fastest man-made craft – The Ulysses Space Probe – travels at 27.4 miles per second • Normal Reindeer run at 15 mph

  8. If every present was a medium sized lego box, Santa’s payload would be 321,300 tons • Santa would need 214,200 reindeer to pull that much weight • Add in the Reindeer, Santa, and Sleigh and it would be over 353,000 tons • 5 times the size of a cruise ship

  9. Think about the atmosphere friction that heats up an meteorite (and burns it up) • Now – 353,000 tons moving at 650 mph would absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second • Vaporizing all the reindeer in 4.26 thousandths of a second

  10. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal* forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity • So a 250 pound Santa would be crushed against his sleigh with 4,315,015 lbs of force

  11. So it would seem - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve in the way we think he does, he's dead by now.

  12. HOWEVER – • We all know Santa IS real, so… • There is a scientific way he COULD do it • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg_VfvPHRZw

  13. Solar Flares • The reason Santa lives at the north pole is because it is the center of where all solar ions (the same ones that make the northern lights) go after a solar flare is deflected by the Earth’s magnetic field

  14. Wormhole • Einstein taught us to think of the universe as a flat sheet of space and time • Black holes were a predicted mathematical calculation that was later to be discovered correct

  15. Wormholes are another mathmatical concept that (although unlikely) could be correct • They allow you to travel through time and space – allowing Santa to take his time to get to all the houses!

  16. CONCLUSION • SANTA IS REAL • He just uses a wormhole to travel to all houses through space and time!!!

  17. NEXT TIME • Is Santa EVIL?!?!?!!?

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