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SYNERGISM

SYNERGISM. THE SIMULTANEOUS ACTION OF TWO LESS THAN CAPABLE PLATFORMS WHICH, TOGETHER, ARE STILL LESS THAN CAPABLE, BUT IT GIVES THEM SOMETHING TO DO. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FIGHTER PILOT IF. YOU REFER TO KINDERGARTEN AS “THE TOUGHEST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE”

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SYNERGISM

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  1. SYNERGISM THE SIMULTANEOUS ACTION OF TWO LESS THAN CAPABLE PLATFORMS WHICH, TOGETHER, ARE STILL LESS THAN CAPABLE, BUT IT GIVES THEM SOMETHING TO DO

  2. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FIGHTER PILOT IF • YOU REFER TO KINDERGARTEN AS “THE TOUGHEST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE” • YOU USE FLATULENCE TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY • YOUR GENE POOL NEEDS A LITTLE CHLORINE • YOU HAVE THE LOCAL LIQUOR STORE’S TELEPHONE NUMBER ON SPEED DIAL

  3. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BOMBER PILOT IF • YOUR SCREEN SAVER IS A BITMAP OF YOUR FAVORITE BARNYARD ANIMAL • YOU HAVE TO USE DR SCHOLL’S KNUCKLE PADS • YOUR FAMILY TREE HAS NO BRANCHES • YOU CAN USE THE “F” WORD AS A NOUN, PRONOUN, VERB, ADVERB, ADJECTIVE, AND TO TELL TIME ..... ALL IN THE SAME SENTENCE

  4. F-16 AIRCREWTRAINING DEVICES • THE 29 TSS IS PROUD TO SAY THAT, THANKS TO US, THE NEW F-16 UTD IS JUST AS COMBAT CAPABLE AS THE F-16 ITSELF • EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE UTD HAS BETTER RANGE, CARRIES A BIGGER PAYLOAD, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BURIED ITSELF IN UTAH SOIL

  5. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A TANKER PILOT IF • JACK DANIELS SENDS YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD • YOU’VE EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE ZOO FOR HECKLING THE MONKEYS • YOU’VE EVER FULLY EXECUTED THE “PULL MY FINGER” TRICK AT THANKSGIVING OR CHRISTMAS DINNER • ANY OF YOUR CHILDREN WERE CONCEIVED IN THE OFFICER’S CLUB

  6. F-16 FUEL STATE • HILL TOWER, LAWN DART 01, READY FOR TAKEOFF ..... BINGO • OVER HILL, OVER DALE, ..... BINGO • OFF WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ..... BINGO • I CAME, I SAW, I BINGO’D • AND BINGO IS MY NAME-O

  7. PILOT PERFORMANCE REPORT STATEMENTS • ALWAYS STOPS TO THINK, BUT QUITE OFTEN FORGETS TO START AGAIN -- HIS IQ IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN KELP • PROVED THAT IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING IDIOT PROOF, SOMEONE WILL BUILD A BETTER IDIOT -- ALWAYS THE IMPROVED MODEL • HIS MEN WOULD FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY OUT OF CURIOSITY -- SUFFERS FROM DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY • DISPLAYS THE LEVEL OF DISCIPLINE AND SELF CONTROL NORMALLY ONLY ASSOCIATED WITH POSTAL WORKERS • THOUGHTS TUMBLE IN HIS HEAD, MAKING AND BREAKING ALLIANCES, LIKE UNDERWEAR IN A DRYER WITHOUT CLING FREE -- NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE PACK

  8. F-16 BUMPER STICKERS • ACES II TEST BED • AIM HIGH, FLAME OUT • JUST SAY “NO” TO COMBAT CAPABILITY • LOCAL REACH, LOCAL POWER • CAUTION, CRASH SITE AHEAD • LEAN, MEAN, FLAMEOUT MACHINE • TOY JETS FOR TOY SOLDIERS

  9. F-15C BUMPER STICKERS • DOING MORE THAN ONE MISSION IS OVERRATED • PROTECTING THE STRIKE PACKAGE LIKE A STRING BIKINI • WHY KILL HUNDREDS AT A TIME, WHEN YOU CAN KILL THEM ONE AT A TIME? • F-15C FWIC: SUCCESS THROUGH SCENARIO MANAGEMENT • WHY LOVE JUST HALF OF THE POPULATION? • WELL, OK, IT WAS MY SQUADRON…

  10. SNAPPY F-16 ADAGES • I SHALL RETURN ..... Well, I might • WHEN THIS JET’S A ROCKIN, IT’S PROBABLY A FLUTTER PROBLEM • WE CRASH MORE AIRPLANES BEFORE 8 AM THEN MOST PEOPLE CRASH ALL DAY • WE COVER THE TARGET LIKE A THONG BIKINI

  11. F-16 THREATS • CAREFUL BADGUYS ..... I’M CARRYING BOTH BOMBS TODAY. I’M TALKIN’ WALL-TO-WALL MK-82s PAL • AND NOW WITH THIS LANTIRN THING AND OUR NEW BLOCK 40s AND 50s, WE CAN HIT THE GROUND AT NIGHT TOO • THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT’S GOING TO HURT YOU

  12. MORE F-16 THREATS • IF I CARRIED MORE WEAPONS, AND IF • I HAD ENOUGH GAS, AND IF • I COULD ACTUALLY HIT THE TARGET, AND IF • I HAD SOME REALLY EXPENSIVE ELECTRONS SO I COULD FIND YOU, AND IF • MY MOTOR DIDN’T QUIT, AND IF • MY WINGS DIDN’T CRACK • BOY, I’D REALLY TEACH YOU A LESSON

  13. SYNERGISM (CONT’D)

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