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Wear your new patch with pride...you've earned it!!!!. To all USAF military personnel: (ensure widest possible dissemination)
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Wear your new patch with pride...you've earned it!!!! To all USAF military personnel: (ensure widest possible dissemination) The USAF uniform board has just released a new patch for those trapped in HQ staff positions and other staff positions who have served above and beyond the call of duty in making time consuming POWER POINT presentations day after day, week after week, month after month without recognition. The new "PPT1000" patch, attached below, is authorized to those who have put in at least 1,000 hours on PPT presentations. Subsequent awards for 2,500 hrs, 5,000 hrs, and 10,000 hrs are to follow. Posthumous awards for those putting in over 25,000 hrs. will be presented to the next of kin, upon request. The patch may be affixed to the flight suit with Velcro or sewn on the right shoulder of the battle dress uniform. A special pin version will be developed for the blues and Mr. Rogers blue sweater. Subdued versions are not authorized at this time. Similar patches have been authorized in the past for flying combat missions, but since our real mission today is to beat the other services out of $$$ by creating spectacular PPT slides, the Board deemed this was absolutely appropriate at this time. Please submit your request to your commander or servicing MPF for issue.