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Intelligence is like undergarments.

Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show. WOMEN KNOW. MORE THEY OBEY MORE THEY RULE. Never overestimate a woman you may regret. Never underestimate a woman you may regret. WHEN MONEY SPEAKS. THE TRUTH IS SILENT. You did touch me. but didn’t feel my pain.

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Intelligence is like undergarments.

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  1. Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show

  2. WOMEN KNOW • MORE THEY OBEY • MORE THEY RULE

  3. Never overestimate a womanyou may regret Never underestimate a woman you may regret.

  4. WHEN MONEY SPEAKS THE TRUTH IS SILENT

  5. You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.

  6. Those who wish to sing always find a song

  7. IF YOU RISK NOTHING YOU RISK EVERYTHING

  8. LIGHTER YOU ARE FASTER YOU RISE

  9. WHO SAYS NOTHING ISIMPOSSIBLE? I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR YEARS

  10. TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESSNOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE

  11. EVERY BURNED BOOK ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD

  12. Women’s rights are men’s duties

  13. GLASS IS HALF FULL HOW MUCH IS LIFE?

  14. ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED BY WHAT YOU EAT BUT WHAT EATS YOU

  15. WE DON’T STOP PLAYINGBECAUSE WE GROW OLD WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP PLAYING

  16. WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLEOVER TRUTH AND SUDDENLY GET UP AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

  17. WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US BUT NOT THOSE WHO FIND US BORING

  18. MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHOGOES FOR SLEEPWHEN NOT SLEEPY ANDGETS UP WHEN HE IS

  19. DON’T BE HUMBLE YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT

  20. SUCCESS IS RELATIVE MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES

  21. POOR ARE POOR BECAUSERICH ARE RICH

  22. IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERSAS A CHANGED PERSON YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD

  23. EXPLOIT ORGET EXPLOITED

  24. When motives are wrong nothing is right

  25. BE AFRAID OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT AFRAID OF GOD

  26. DO WORK ORTAKE CREDIT

  27. Anybody travelling by busafter 40 is failure

  28. Creativity comes from zeal to make some money

  29. MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN PENCIL IT IS POINTLESS

  30. SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION 99% SELF PROMOTION

  31. DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES • LAWYERS HANG THEM • JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE.

  32. DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET AND SAIDNOTHING CAN BE DONE.

  33. DON’T DISTURB ALREADY DISTURBED

  34. History judges the looser Winner is always right

  35. HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING AREPOLES APART

  36. IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GODBECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS • IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT • BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.

  37. GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T ANDWISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

  38. ONE MAN’S ERRORIS OTHER MAN’S DATA

  39. HARDWORK HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY BUT WHY TAKE CHANCE

  40. CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE WHO AREUNIMAGINATIVE

  41. NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW WHAT YOU CAN TO A DAY AFTER

  42. SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR BUTTHEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE

  43. DO TO OTHERS BEFORETHEY DO TO YOU

  44. BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP YOU MAY NEED THEMON YOUR WAY DOWN

  45. Trying to understand Godis like a toy trying to understand man.

  46. NOBODY IS PERFECT • I AM NOBODY • THERFORE I AM PERFECT

  47. GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE BUTGOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING

  48. Wine is God’s second best gift to man.

  49. SOME CAUSE HAPPINESSWHEREVER THEY GO OTHERS WHENEVER THEY GO

  50. LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU CRY AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY

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