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DAFFYNITIONS

DAFFYNITIONS. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. DAFFYNITIONS. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye. DAFFYNITIONS. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. DAFFYNITIONS.

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DAFFYNITIONS

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  1. DAFFYNITIONS

  2. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. DAFFYNITIONS

  3. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye. DAFFYNITIONS

  4. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. DAFFYNITIONS

  5. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. DAFFYNITIONS

  6. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DAFFYNITIONS

  7. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. DAFFYNITIONS

  8. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. DAFFYNITIONS

  9. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. DAFFYNITIONS

  10. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. DAFFYNITIONS

  11. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. DAFFYNITIONS

  12. MYTH: A female moth. DAFFYNITIONS

  13. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all. DAFFYNITIONS

  14. RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn. DAFFYNITIONS

  15. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. DAFFYNITIONS

  16. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. DAFFYNITIONS

  17. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. DAFFYNITIONS

  18. TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices. DAFFYNITIONS

  19. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. DAFFYNITIONS

  20. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. DAFFYNITIONS

  21. Remember the weapon that you use to defend your country with was supplied by the lowest bidder.

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