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WHAT DOES MARRIAGE AND AN AUTOMOBILE HAVE IN COMMON

WHAT DOES MARRIAGE AND AN AUTOMOBILE HAVE IN COMMON. BY RYAN M. PAYNE. MARRIAGE=ENGINE BLOCK. NOW MARRIAGE IS LIKE AN ENGINE BLOCK, FOR INSTANCE PISTON=LOVE PISTON=LOVE ENGINE BLOCK=MARRIAGE NOW IN A MARRIAGE (ENGINE BLOCK) THERE IS LOVE (A PISTON). FUEL,SPARK AND….ACTION.

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WHAT DOES MARRIAGE AND AN AUTOMOBILE HAVE IN COMMON

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  1. WHAT DOES MARRIAGE AND AN AUTOMOBILE HAVE IN COMMON BY RYAN M. PAYNE

  2. MARRIAGE=ENGINE BLOCK NOW MARRIAGE IS LIKE AN ENGINE BLOCK, FOR INSTANCE PISTON=LOVE PISTON=LOVE ENGINE BLOCK=MARRIAGE NOW IN A MARRIAGE (ENGINE BLOCK) THERE IS LOVE (A PISTON).

  3. FUEL,SPARK AND….ACTION NOW THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF GAS AND OXYGEN IS ESSENTIAL THE OXYGEN NEEDS TO BE PURE AND THE GASOLINE WITHOUT DEBRIS. IMPURE GASOLINE WOULD RUIN THE CYLINDER WALLS (marriage) AND IMPURE AIR WILL NOT IGNITE.

  4. SPARK NOW SPARK PLUGS=BIBLE IF YOUR ENGINE AIN’T STARTIN’, CHECK THE BIBLE (SPARK PLUG) YOU MIGHT NEED ONE CUZ ONCE YA GET ONE IT’S ALWAYS SPARKIN’ AND READY FOR YA.

  5. EXHAUST NOW EXHAUST=THE EXIT UNPLUG THE EXHAUST, IT MIGHT BE STOPPING UP THE FLOW TO GET RID OF ALL THE BAD STUFF SUCH AS BAD MUSIC, BAD WORDS AND EVEN WRONG ACTIONS (CARBON MONOXIDE) I KNOW, IT’S A LONG WORD, OTHER WISE KNOWN AS C1O1. ACTUALY A HIGHLY POISONOUS, DANGEROUS, AND LETHAL FUME FOR US TO BREATHE.

  6. KEY WORD LIST • ENGINE BLOCK=MARRIAGE • PISTON=LOVE • SPARK PLUG=BIBLE • CYLINDER WALLS=MARRIAGE • GASOLINE=FEMALE • OXYGEN=MALE • EXHAUST=REMOVABLE MARRIAGE DEBRIS • BOLTS FOR ENGINE BLOCK=RINGS

  7. AUTHOR NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE THINKING “RYAN YOUR ONLY 13 (NOT TO MENTION NOT MARRIED YET) HOW SHOULD YOU KNOW?”. I’M JUST SHARING MY POINT OF VEIW.  AND WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGE HAND OVER THE KEYS TO GOD, LET HIM TRY.

  8. SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, MARRIAGE & AN AUTOMOBILE HAVE A WHOLE HECK OF A LOT IN COMMON. SOOOO… Q: What does marriage and an automobile have in common? A: “DO I REALY HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN!”

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