Chicken Explosion

1. ChickenExplosion By: Courtney Reed, Cierra Brown, and Jessica Fink

2. The Field Trip A few years ago, in class, we went on a field trip to chicken farms. We were studying the affects of hormone use, and non hormone use. The farms were Farm 1 and Farm 2. Well, not to long after the field trip, a bunch of people in the world died, except for vegetarians, and people that didn’t eat chickens from Farm 1. Luckily I’m a vegetarian.

3. Hormone Use Farm 1 used hormones on their chickens, so many, in fact, that the chickens grew to be really fat and couldn’t move at all. Therefore they had lots of potential energy, and hardly any kinetic energy. This is the complete opposite of Farm 2, who is against the use of hormones; their chickens are a healthy size and have plenty of space to use their mechanical energy to their full potential.

4. Sad Chickens Farm 1 uses lots of hormones. That means they use lots of chemical energy, because hormones change a chickens chemical makeup almost entirely. They were so big they couldn’t really move, you know? Well, they were very depressed. Sad chickens. They actually stopped eating. So then, all the chickens started dying of starvation. While Farm 1 was going through chaos, Farm 2 was doing just fine; raising lots of healthy and happy chickens. Penguin?

5. The New Chicken Feed The farmers figured if they made an upgraded chicken feed, the chickens would start eating again, but not only that, the feed would actually make them grow even bigger than the hormones! Well the scientists used many different methods of production. When nothing work, they tried to do some kind of laser work on it. This also used electrical energy, and a lot of it. They were constantly working on the feed, seeing what kind of improvements they can make. The lasers worked, and the chickens were eating again, and getting bigger overnight, because they also put a new hormone in it. What the scientists didn’t know: the new hormones were radioactive.

6. Explosion Once the chickens from farm 1 started eating the new feed, they were fed to people. Unexpectedly, the radioactive hormone in the chickens reacted with a chemical in the humans’ stomachs; therefore was using chemical energy. As the people ate the chickens, they would get hot, using thermal energy. Afterwards, they would start glowing blue and purple , which was when there was a great amount of radiant energy. Finally, the humans exploded. There was A LOT of nuclear energy used since thousands of people ate the chickens. Since the Law of Conservation of Energy states that energy cant be created or destroyed, scientists have proven that is was the hormones that made the humans explode.