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MONKEY MAIL. 12 MONKEYS SEASON 4 - PUNTING GRAND FINAL. SO IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS. STEVE CALAFATI vs DENIS HARVEY. MONKEY MAIL. GRAND FINAL PUNTING

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MONKEY MAIL

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  1. MONKEY MAIL 12 MONKEYS SEASON 4 - PUNTING GRAND FINAL SO IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS STEVE CALAFATI vs DENIS HARVEY

  2. MONKEY MAIL GRAND FINAL PUNTING It might have been by default but this weekend sees this season two best punters go head to head in pursuit of the 12 Monkeys Punting Championship Cup. Steve Calafati takes on our innaugural punting champ Denis Harvey. Good luck to both gentlemen, lets hope they can make us some cash this week. JESTER JEUNE UPDATE Our trainer Heath Conners went to inspect Jester Jeune a few days ago. He wasn’t happy with her condition so he decided to shift her to a property in Northern Victoria. He is hopeful that the warmer weather is what she needs. She will be reassessed in 3-4 weeks. All going well she will then be put on the Aqua Walker and then into stables. We will have more word then.

  3. MONKEY MAIL GROUP ARLO TALK GRAND FINALS It’s all about pride this week.  As expected two of my boys are battling it out in the GF. DE – FAULT.  The two sweetest words in the English language. The time has come to crown the champ.  As you can see on the next page our two guns have gone down very different paths on the way to the top.  Steve sticking with what he knows best, horses, while DH is putting faith in a few footy based multis. The result most likely wont be final until Monday night as the Brownlow features in a couple of bets.  Let’s hope the umps get a few things right for a change. Now not to jinx the whole thing but in the HIGHLY UNLIKLEY event of a double donut Steve will be champ. Good luck boys and let’s get ready for a great return. Arlo.

  4. MONKEY MAIL GRAND FINAL BETS: MEMBER: BET: RETURN: Calafati, S $5 EW: Caulfied Race 3 No 2 - The Jackal $TBC $10 EW: Caulfield Race 7 No 4 – Rubicent $TBC $10EW: Caulfield Race 8 No 10 – Amberino $TBC $5EW: Caulfield Race 9 No 10 – Rumbird $TBC $15 Flexi Quad: Caulfield – $TBC R6: 1, 7, 10 R7: 4, 10, 15 R8: 4, 10, 11 R9: 4, 5, 10 (Any scratchings to be replaced with Number 8) Harvey, D $25 Multi: Haw/Haw, Ablett top 5 in Brownlow, Storm, Geel>39.5 $131.75 $25 Multi: Geelong > 39.5, Hawthorn > 39.5 $126.00 $25 Multi: Selwood to gain more possesions than Boyd $90.00 Mitchell to gain more possesions than Hayes Bartel Top 5 in Brownlow PUNTING LEADERBOARD: GROUP RICKARD GROUP BEASTON GROUP BOYLE GROUP BAKER TOP 6 PUNTERS: Calafati, S Harvey, D Patterson, R Kuehn, J Romerill, S Trimbos, S

  5. MONKEY MAIL MONKEY PROFILE Name: Steve Calafati Age: 42 Nickname: Calafati Occupation: Inventory Auditor (glorified term for stock counter) Favourite Sporting Team: Collingwood My partner on Dancing with the Stars would be: Danni Minogue If I performed on Australian Idol, I would sing: I’m an Asshole Dream Destination on a holiday: Greek Islands The last time I laughed till I cried was: last pay rise If only I could: be rich My mates say I look like: grumpy bastard One day I plan to: be rich I’m always reminded: to pay the bills Your first job: at Willow Factory, making eskies and rubbish bins In 2028: I’ll be enjoying retirement Favourite movie quote: ah, ah, oh yeah. Some Porn Movie Favourite comedian: Arj Barker Favourite invention: Telephone betting Favourite tv show: currently 2 ½ Men Playing on my cd player right now is: a compilation of 80’s and 90’s rock

  6. MONKEY MAIL MONKEY PROFILE Name: Denis Harvey Age: 46 Nickname: Harvs, Big Fella, Slack Prick (not keen on the latter) Occupation: Category Manager Favourite Sporting Team: Essendon (It is a disease I was born with) My partner on Dancing with the Stars would be: Red Symons (similar skill level) If I performed on Australian Idol, I would sing: Working Class Man (probably not as good as the Adam Hills version though) Dream Destination on a holiday: Box Hill (Whitehorse Plaza) The last time I laughed till I cried was: when Baker told me his group would win If only I could: bet like Chris Baker My mates say I look like: Brad Pitt (Ok, I have been drinking) One day I plan to: look like Brad Pitt I’m always reminded: to stop scratching my nuts Your first job: unloading Rail Trucks (don’t think I have advanced very far) In 2028: petrol will cost $50 a litre Favourite movie quote: Frankly Boz, I don’t give a damn about the Saints Favourite comedian: Akmal Favourite invention: Nose Trimmers Favourite tv show: The Thunderbirds Playing on my cd player right now is: a cassette (probably why it isn’t working)

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