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2. 10. Young people who havent got enough of a notion of their own self-worth and the worth of other people, including their distressed parents, to lay off of all forms of destructive behavior and tune into the still faint bleeping of their own best potential. Now, with a spectacular increment in our approval rating, as well our joy, lets turn 노노노노노 to our countervailing consolation and praiseworthy hopes: the gifted and resilient people who continue to aim for the heights of human achievement, despite the pervasive idiocy that encroaches on their persistent positive bents. 1. Medical researchers who carry on with their life-enhancing quest for drugs that will cure cancer, treat AIDS, depopulate mosquitoes, and address other amenable causes of human misery. 2. Tech wizards, who wake up each day bright-eyed in their goal of advancing the revolution in communication, mechanical medicine, and all other promising fields of extrapolation. 3. Politicos and execs who are worthy of the trust that leadership entails and distinguish themselves in the service of its inspiriting call. 4. People who really do believe in freedom and democracy, which, inconveniently for many, includes the wisdom to abstain from trying to make everybody march in lockstep with their own less than universally inviting enthusiasms. 5. Artists and academics who understand that a free mind can only cavort on a stage supported by a free economy, wooly wild and discomfiting that many of its aspects may be. 5. NASA, for continuing to believe in the benefits of space exploration, even in the face of so many short-sighted cutbacks that the space age is beginning to feel like a dream of a more farseeing age. 7. All teachers who care, except those who cant seem to resist sexually molesting the student body. 8. Smart people everywhere, including Bill, Melinda, and Warren for philanthropy that proves Santa Claus doesnt always dress in red and say, Ho, ho, ho! 9. Nice people anywhere, no matter how smart, dumb, educated or ignorant they are. 10. Everybody who appreciates the finally incomprehensible gift of life and knows that doing the best we can with it is the surest way to distinguish our own lives and express reverence for whatever gifted it. May the first ten winners read about the second ten and decide to join them. Billions would cheer. And really soon would be a real boon.