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Million Dollar Shopping Spree. Transportation. http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Military_Vehicle_Prices.htm. T55 AM2 Tank: $58,858.61. Owning a tank of my own will solve any future traffic problems. Ammunition: $20,000. Humvee: $300,000.
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http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Military_Vehicle_Prices.htm T55 AM2 Tank: $58,858.61 Owning a tank of my own will solve any future traffic problems. Ammunition: $20,000
Humvee: $300,000 Having one of these allows me to travel quickly from place to place in complete safety. Heavily armoured and heavily armed, I will remain untouched. http://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.asp?mb=132&mn=7833&pt=msg&mid=811248
1994 Oldsmobile Eighty Eight I needed a cash filler, and this car would be a perfect target for a tank shell. $2,999 http://www.canadatrader.com/result/detailinfo.aspx?ID=30937624&pgno=1&srt=1
Polytank Ranger Crew $14,395 This would be extremely fun to drive, and once again, I needed a bit of filler. http://www.trader.ca/powerpage/details.aspx?vlotid=78433&adid=6731780
A skidoo scoot: $14,000 Since this is propelled by an enormous fan, this snow plane would be extremely fun to drive. Once again, I needed filler. http://www.trader.ca/Search/Details.asp?mknm=&Region=-1&subcategory=-1&CAT=7&ADID=6683626&ADS=6683626%7C
$2,700 The Pick of Destiny: $4.75 BC Rich Handmade Koa Bich Deluxe Guitar http://cgi.ebay.com/Tenacious-D-The-Pick-of-Destiny-Guitar-Pick-JACK-BLACK_W0QQitemZ130195529207QQihZ003QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Nice look, nice sound, and perfect for playing. Helps with those faster riffs. http://cgi.ebay.com/USA-BC-Rich-Handmade-Koa-Bich-Deluxe-Guitar-Full-Active_W0QQitemZ190163635280QQihZ009QQcategoryZ33035QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQtrksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem
Macbook Air: $1,899 http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?logon=&langid=EN&sku_id=0665000FS10098705&catid=23016&test%5Fcookie=1 To do computations on the run, and in all seriousness, who doesn’t want one of these?
Personal DJ $10,000 I can have my own theme music this way, and it’d be pretty sweet, too. http://www.gigmasters.com/dj/TeebreezeEntertainment/
Worlds most expensive yo yo $16,000 If I get bored with everything else I can always fall back on this. http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/expensive22.html
Master Chief Costume $1,667.87 I can always be the life of Halloween parties in this. http://cgi.ebay.com/XBOX-360-Halo-Helmet-Armor-Master-Chief-Spartan-Costume_W0QQitemZ110222336817QQihZ001QQcategoryZ60360QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m122
Worlds most expensive remote $30,000 http://www.luxist.com/2007/11/16/worlds-most-expensive-remote/ So I can relax and change the channel from a distance in style.
Most Expensive Headphones: $1500 I can use these to bring about intense rocking out sessions at anytime. http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/ultrasone-edition-9-worlds-most-expensive-headphones
Jack Thompson is a pompous fool. He won’t be a problem anymore. A hitman: $50,000 http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=4398
Worlds most expensive pie $12,025.33 I’m hungry. (The pie is at the bottom of the picture. I don’t plan on eating the man.) http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/182/182023_chef_creates_worlds_most_expensive_pie.html
Worlds most expensive chocolate $2,600 a pound Twenty pounds $52,000 I am actually quite hungry. http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/expensive83.html
Private Island In Panama $350,000 A private island of my very own would be perfect for relaxing by myself. Of course, there is the problem of where to sleep… http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-2009360/
Treetent $50,000 This solves my problem of where to sleep on my island. It has a hardwood floor, and it hangs from a tree. Flawless. http://www.ihav.net/vb/news/expensive-tent-hangs-tree-like-cocoon-39884.html
Twenty Chinchillas $3000 Ten pink, Ten Violet http://www.chinchilla4sale.com/chinchillas4sale.php Chinchillas breed like there’s no tomorrow, and I figured I could make a few extra bucks on them. Besides, how many people do you know who own chinchillas?
Give to the poor: $8950.44 I’m feeling generous, and this man deserved every penny. This man will be pretty jolly.
Total Spent: $1,000,000.00