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Global Warming

Global Warming. This is the third rock from the sun. You may have heard of it. Number one. It does one full revolution every day. Number two. If it span any faster we would all be thrown off into outta space. Number three. That would be very inconvenient. You have all seen these.

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Global Warming

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  1. Global Warming

  2. This is the third rock from the sun You may have heard of it

  3. Number one • It does one full revolution every day

  4. Number two • If it span any faster we would all be thrown off into outta space

  5. Number three • That would be very inconvenient

  6. You have all seen these There called icebergs

  7. There obviously new coz what sank the titanic

  8. Oh my god wasn’t it an iceberg

  9. Dramatic pause

  10. Obviously this whole, Icebergs melting, is very new and it has never happened before • Could this possibly be the next • Y2k bug • Oh my god the end of the world is nigh

  11. Oh my god • It is all going to end

  12. The sky is falling • Or is it just another con job by the scientific community

  13. As water evaporates it rises into the atmosphere As more water rises it turns into cloud mass

  14. As more water rises into the atmosphere the cloud mass increases And the physical mass of the earth decreases

  15. When the cloud mass releases the rain, the surface area of the earth returns to its normal level

  16. So even if it rained for forty days and forty nights • The world can not flood

  17. Does this dude look concerned

  18. Remember these We used to eat them as kids

  19. When they are defrosted they sink

  20. Yet when they are frozen they float And the water level stays the same

  21. So even if all of these were to melt The water level will stay the same

  22. Those stoopid scientists cant even work out a simple sunnyboy

  23. Get a glass of water and half fill it then mark the water level with a pen • Put the glass in the freezer over night, you will note that the water expands when it is frozen

  24. Yet when it defrosts it returns to the same level

  25. Engineers think things through Why else would they build these structures, the world can not flood

  26. This is the Dubai sand palm islands Its interesting to note that not long after construction was started, the American scientists told us that due to global warming the earth was going to flood

  27. And a month after construction started These came crashing down

  28. In Australia in winter there is snow on Kosciusko yet in summer, there is not Yet it doesn’t affect the water levels

  29. In winter there is snowon the Swissalps Yet it doesn’t affect the water levels when it melts

  30. We have all, at some time in our life, been misled • We have all been, and have felt, misunderstood • So learn to understand, things aren't always what we are told • Or more importantly, what we think is true

  31. Don’t look so surprised We all know that this is really what it is all about

  32. Never believe the lies • Always believe in what is important

  33. Always remember You are You • And never let anyone take that away from YOU

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