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Calculus Poems. By Charles Chy. Calculus – An Acrostic Poem. C hildren A re the ones L oitering and lingering in C lass as they slowly die U nappreciated and unhappy, yet expected to L isten, giving their teachers U ndivided attention while draining their S ouls…. Calculus – An ABC poem.
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Calculus Poems By Charles Chy
Calculus – An Acrostic Poem Children Are the onesLoitering and lingering inClass as they slowly dieUnappreciated and unhappy, yet expected toListen, giving their teachers Undivided attention while draining their Souls…
Calculus – An ABC poem Averages, averages, averages! The average student need not knowBustling silence created by the teacher’s presence Calculus,Dear, CalculusExisting for what reason, For no reason at all.
Calculus – A Blank Verse Poem What text must we start reading around noon?The teacher assigns many problems to solve fast for homework, making students mad.For why did I agree to take this classwithout a way to leave; my heart desists.A lesson seems innocuous but stillmy nerves are shot and almost dead am I.
Calculus – A Dactyl Poem Half a day, half it is, half we missSnow is abound, let it drop from the skies and comecancel the school period that calculus occupies. Free from dread; boring assignments that plague my life.Let it come, let it come, let it come. Speakers announce all the students are leaving now.Winner: Me.
Calculus – Enjambment Poetry What has this subject come to mean for meBut anguish, suffering, prison, and tyranny. The walls are papered with equations that serve No real purpose as we only cheat for answers.There are feces in between the pages of the bookFrom which we learn, yet I can hardly look.The class retains a sordid odor of mustComplimented by the clotted shades of dust.Yes, this course can only induce apathy,But when the bells ring I leave happily.
Calculus – An English Haiku rain drips from the roof seats are damp and our spiritssuffer when she lies
Calculus – A Japanese Haiku The spring is better than cold; birds chirp outside class. in summer, heat kills
Calculus – An Ironic Poem Knowledge coats this room;is there some to spare, asks the student. Calculus is very important, replies the teacher,it is something you need to know.What if you wanted to model and graph global demand for poultry products? Have some knowledge, it is important.
Calculus – A Verse Poem I walked in dazed and wandering, and gazed upon the chalkboard, observed the lesson pondering; I haven’t begun but am already bored,the period has yet to start, but I no longer hear the beats of my heart.
Calculus – A Petrarchan Sonnet Today I will have to attend my classA bitter trite aroma wafts throughoutReminding students math is key to cloutEscape is possible with a hall passThese slips however thwart the student’s graspI found it! Laying hidden. Yes, I shout!I tell myself, that’s what I’m talking bout.Avoid security, those men harassDismay appears as teacher checks precisethe signature ensuring counterfeits fail.This fake you gave appears your demise Charles She’s sick of naughty antics blamed my viceHer shadow gains to bulky heights, I paleThe Principal assigns guilt filled with snarls.
Calculus – A Cinquain CalculusDreadful, maliceKills me slowlyThe monotony will continueBlight